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#31
(11-07-2019, 05:14 PM)Cazzlo Wrote: I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3

Yesssirr!! Chuckle
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(11-07-2019, 05:38 PM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 05:14 PM)Cazzlo Wrote: I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3

I wont double park.. but,...she will be told what she can do...
Chuckle

Sounds like a "Honko" to moi Troll2

Deal with "it" accordingly Anon
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#33
(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

'YOU PEOPLE' ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

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I have some pet parking peeves. I personally will NEVER park in a handicap space. I go out of my way to attempt to have my car parked with near equal space between the lines on each side. I NEVER park diagonal taking two spaces, or take two spaces with my vehicle straddling the white line between the spaces like a slot car. I expect others when parking to at least try to keep their vehicle between the white lines of one space. At one place that I often shop for groceries, their parking spaces are so generous that you could have 2 shopping carts in one of these spaces, each completely in that space, but on opposite sides with their wheels not touching the white lines. You can still pull almost any car or not full size truck into the space without hitting either shopping cart. Still some idiot asshole drivers fail to not have their vehicles tires on the white line on one side or the other. Parking at peak shopping times in this lot are at a premium. Other intentionally do take 2 spaces because they feel so entitled or special. I love it when the idiot driver has parked with their drivers side right on the freaking white line. I have been known to park next to them with my vehicle passenger side 4 to 6 inches from their vehicle. Then I break out a book and settle in for the fun. When they show up they will glare at me and walk around looking the whole situation over, and then almost always tell me that I need to move my vehicle so they can get it their's. I politely decline and tell them to get in the other side of their car and slide over. The go nuts and I just smile. They threaten various things and I just ignore them, but keep my eyes on them and make sure my phone is ready to dial 911 and that my CCW (conceal carry weapon - licensed) is close at hand. I have never yet lost this parking lot battle. Yes I can be a stubborn asshole when I choose to be.
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#36
(11-07-2019, 05:38 PM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 05:14 PM)Cazzlo Wrote: I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3

I wont double park.. but,...she will be told what she can do...
Chuckle

Please record at least the audio of the shaming of lexus lady!! Don't forget to point out that she is being raciss against your white self and your Asian car!!! Jptdknpa
PSA: Trump Derangement Syndrome and Democrat Derangement Syndrome is the same stupid shit.  
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(11-08-2019, 12:26 PM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 05:38 PM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 05:14 PM)Cazzlo Wrote: I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3

I wont double park.. but,...she will be told what she can do...
Chuckle

Please record at least the audio of the shaming of lexus lady!!  Don't forget to point out that she is being raciss against your white self and your Asian car!!!   Jptdknpa

Her Lexus is a glorified Toyota..but she's just being a biatch..not racist.
Chuckle
She has not approached me since that first time..
Maybe she reads here?
Chuckle
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(11-08-2019, 04:03 PM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote:
(11-08-2019, 12:26 PM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 05:38 PM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: I wont double park.. but,...she will be told what she can do...
Chuckle

Please record at least the audio of the shaming of lexus lady!!  Don't forget to point out that she is being raciss against your white self and your Asian car!!!   Jptdknpa

Her Lexus is a glorified Toyota..but she's just being a biatch..not racist.
Chuckle
She has not approached me since that first time..
Maybe she reads here?
Chuckle

I think she is playing a dominant, sex game with you.

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#39
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280CTnpRVqM
"Most likely, I'll be a dick today somewhere or somehow"
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#40
She wants you to park your van in her spot..

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