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#21
(11-07-2019, 04:51 PM)Bubbles Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

You should have said no to her.. I would have said, eat my ass..

Chuckle

I told her "no way" already..but she was deaf to it...I chuckled...
I was going to ask her, if she approaches me with this BS again, calmly; "Do you really want to me to tell you what I'm thinking? Because I will..."
It will be an epic delivery of delicious humiliation...
Chuckle
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#22
Leave a note on her wind shield..

Let’s turn up the passive aggressiveness..

Cheer
I Am A Fringe Loyalist..
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#23
(11-07-2019, 04:53 PM)Bubbles Wrote: Can we get a description of what she looks like?

Is she wearing hooker heels?

She is really plain with freckles and light caramel skin, until she wears her faux leather fringe disco attire and her HUGE Lady Marmalade wig.. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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I Am A Fringe Loyalist..
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(11-07-2019, 04:58 PM)Bubbles Wrote: Leave a note on her wind shield..

Let’s turn up the passive aggressiveness..

Cheer

I'm not gonna do a damn thing but relax..and wait for her shit slinging later... I am not atarded!
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#26
I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3
I've never been an angel here on earth, and for that I won't see the heavens... I'll probably catch hell
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(11-07-2019, 02:55 PM)Bubbles Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

You should key her car..

Lmao

Facepalm
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#28
Is her booty as big as her wig? Maybe she can't swing the door open enough...
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(11-07-2019, 05:31 PM)hurchel Wrote: Is her booty as big as her wig?  Maybe she can't swing the door open enough...

She is skinny.
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(11-07-2019, 05:14 PM)Cazzlo Wrote: I would tell her to go fuck herself and then start double parking Yeah3

I wont double park.. but,...she will be told what she can do...
Chuckle
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