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#11
(11-07-2019, 11:27 AM)hurchel Wrote: I bet it is a leased car...

So who is the final decider of parking issues?

I watched a group of straight people that wanted this really beautiful apartment a gay person was in, and they hung a dead cows tongue on her door...

She left quick...

A live cows tongue woulda been more effective. Eyeroll I woulda cooked it and made some lingua tacos. Cheer


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PSA: Trump Derangement Syndrome and Democrat Derangement Syndrome is the same stupid shit.  
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#12
(11-07-2019, 11:58 AM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 11:27 AM)hurchel Wrote: I bet it is a leased car...

So who is the final decider of parking issues?

I watched a group of straight people that wanted this really beautiful apartment a gay person was in, and they hung a dead cows tongue on her door...

She left quick...

A live cows tongue woulda been more effective.   Eyeroll   I woulda cooked it and made some lingua tacos.   Cheer


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It is lengua, wetto
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(11-07-2019, 01:58 PM)hurchel Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 11:58 AM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 11:27 AM)hurchel Wrote: I bet it is a leased car...

So who is the final decider of parking issues?

I watched a group of straight people that wanted this really beautiful apartment a gay person was in, and they hung a dead cows tongue on her door...

She left quick...

A live cows tongue woulda been more effective.   Eyeroll   I woulda cooked it and made some lingua tacos.   Cheer


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It is lengua, wetto

Grassy Ass for echanging my speeling senor.
PSA: Trump Derangement Syndrome and Democrat Derangement Syndrome is the same stupid shit.  
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Boomer problem.
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(11-07-2019, 02:16 PM)friedrich Wrote: Boomer problem.

Parking or tongue tacos? Both is also an answer I suppose. Chuckle
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(11-07-2019, 02:13 PM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 01:58 PM)hurchel Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 11:58 AM)Wings of the Same Bird Wrote: A live cows tongue woulda been more effective.   Eyeroll   I woulda cooked it and made some lingua tacos.   Cheer


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It is lengua, wetto

Grassy Ass for echanging my speeling senor.

La Reina....

Mocoso piogoso…
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(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

You should key her car..

Lmao
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(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

You should have said no to her.. I would have said, eat my ass..

Chuckle
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(11-07-2019, 02:55 PM)Bubbles Wrote:
(11-07-2019, 09:15 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

YOU PEOPLE ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle

You should key her car..

Lmao

I'm not an asshole, though. Chuckle

She parks on the right side of my car and I just measured the distance from the parking stripe to my tire..

20.5 INCHES to THE LEFT on the parking line that she parks on THE RIGHT side of! Her head is too wide.
Scream1 Lmao Facepalm Chuckle
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Can we get a description of what she looks like?

Is she wearing hooker heels?
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