Welcome, Guest

 or  Register
NewsFeed

"You People" are some crazy ass mofo's
#1
A neighbor flagged me down yesterday as she was getting out of her new stupid swank Lexus. I smiled and said to her, "Wowie, Look at your new swanky car! That's so pretty!"

She walks up to me smiling really big and says to me: "Oh..yeah..your van, you cant park it in the covered spot anymore because my car is too big."
I said "What!? I pull over into my other cars spot to make a wide spot for you..I mean..I am at least two feet from MY LINE". (on her side so she can park her dumb ass cars safely because she sucks as a driver).

Bitch thinks she can tell me to leave my RARE AS FYERK car out in the rain so she can park her Dime A Dozen car where she already has more room than she needs to park. I could pull a dump truck into her spot and STILL FLING the door open and NOT HIT MY CAR.

You should see how I already park my van to accomodate her inadequate abilities to park safely and normally.

I think her big Lady Marmalade Chakka Kahn wig is too tight.

'YOU PEOPLE' ARE THE  SUCKS OF THE WORLD. Facepalm

I predict some neighborly passive aggressive parking in the immediate future.  
Lmao  Chuckle
Reply Share
#2
Let me guess... Eyeroll

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.
Fritzy Ritz, Regulus_  likes this!
Reply Share
#3
[Image: housewife.jpg]
Frigg, Pope Trollalotta  likes this!
Reply Share
#4
Would be a shame if she suffered some tire problems in about 6 months of cover time, now wouldn't it?

I have no problems with this as I have 4 lots to park my pickup on and no pesky ordinances or police departments within 20 miles to worry about.
"Most likely, I'll be a dick today somewhere or somehow"
Frigg, Fritzy Ritz, Mmmkay_Ultra  likes this!
Reply Share
#5
I went for massage therapy and the two therapist could've parked a lot better than they did to leave room for me.

I had to park on the front lawn cos there wasn't enough space to drive into the little space in the middle.

Better parking next time girls.

However, I had a miraculous massage, worth every penny.

Heartflowers
Liberate the power of love within and it is so powerful, it is a key to life. A life redeemed is a life in the hands of the Lord, the voice that said, "You are safe". Every morning he brings his word of unfailing love, he leads the redeemed, in strength he guides the redeemed to his holy dwelling.
Bubbles, Frigg, Mmmkay_Ultra  likes this!
Reply Share
#6
Aside from all my colorful descriptions, that's all well beyond the point,..her demand was just so hilarious...stunning, really...
Chuckle
Frigg, hurchel  likes this!
Reply Share
#7
Banana 
(11-07-2019, 10:27 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: Aside from all my colorful descriptions, that's all well beyond the point,..her demand was just so hilarious...stunning, really...
Chuckle

Oh I think you should most definitely park right next to the line near her from now on, that is certainly your right. Maybe 'Miss Thing' will get the hint. Cheer
PSA: Trump Derangement Syndrome and Democrat Derangement Syndrome is the same stupid shit.  
Bubbles, Frigg, Mmmkay_Ultra, Verity  likes this!
Reply Share
#8
(11-07-2019, 10:27 AM)Mmmkay_Ultra Wrote: Aside from all my colorful descriptions, that's all well beyond the point,..her demand was just so hilarious...stunning, really...
Chuckle

Stunning entitlement...

She will wonder why all the "liitle" dings and scratches keep showing up while she is away... She will blame you and your devil White ass.

CRACKER!!

Chuckle



Calgon take me awaaaayyy!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yjGPgs0_S0

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.
hurchel, Mmmkay_Ultra, Verity  likes this!
Reply Share
#9
I bet it is a leased car...

So who is the final decider of parking issues?

I watched a group of straight people that wanted this really beautiful apartment a gay person was in, and they hung a dead cows tongue on her door...

She left quick...
Frigg  likes this!
Reply Share
#10
(11-07-2019, 11:27 AM)hurchel Wrote: I bet it is a leased car...

So who is the final decider of parking issues?

I watched a group of straight people that wanted this really beautiful apartment a gay person was in, and they hung a dead cows tongue on her door...

She left quick...

damn...

That is some Hoodoo right there!!

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.
hurchel  likes this!
Reply Share

Post Thread  Back To Forum
[-]
Quick Reply
Message
Type your reply to this message here.

Please select the number: 9
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10