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#21
(07-30-2016, 01:52 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote:
(07-30-2016, 01:01 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(07-30-2016, 12:57 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote:
(07-30-2016, 12:41 PM)~mc~ Wrote: So what's the new end date? Popcorn

September 23rd at 5:54 Eastern time. A giant slug like space being will fart as it passes over an active volcano. The world will end of a giant burning snail fart.

Damn I wanted it to be before my birthday so I didn't have to become 38 :(

Thanks for ruining my hopes and dreams pope!

I may be able to arrange to have either Cthulhu or the Flying Spaghetti Monster devour the planet on August 2nd. Will that work out better for you?

that would totally work! thank you ! Cheer
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#22
So I'm looking into a class action lawsuit over the world not ending.

A) The world did not end and I'm disappointing.

B) The world did not end and I'm still dealing with the stupid.

C) I didn't get any panic sex because the wife "told me so" that the world would not end.

Looking to file this suit in DC maybe. They have a lot of dumbasses there who would probably take the case. As things develop I'll keep you updated on how to join in. The law suit not the after panic sex. I'm not getting any of that either.
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(07-31-2016, 04:25 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: So I'm looking into a class action lawsuit over the world not ending.

A) The world did not end and I'm disappointing.

B) The world did not end and I'm still dealing with the stupid.

C) I didn't get any panic sex because the wife "told me so" that the world would not end.

Looking to file this suit in DC maybe. They have a lot of dumbasses there who would probably take the case. As things develop I'll keep you updated on how to join in. The law suit not the after panic sex. I'm not getting any of that either.

I heard today is the last day on earth.. better beg for some panic sex tonight!
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(07-31-2016, 04:28 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(07-31-2016, 04:25 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: So I'm looking into a class action lawsuit over the world not ending.

A) The world did not end and I'm disappointing.

B) The world did not end and I'm still dealing with the stupid.

C) I didn't get any panic sex because the wife "told me so" that the world would not end.

Looking to file this suit in DC maybe. They have a lot of dumbasses there who would probably take the case. As things develop I'll keep you updated on how to join in. The law suit not the after panic sex. I'm not getting any of that either.

I heard today is the last day on earth.. better beg for some panic sex tonight!

She'll 'Told You So' me and I still won't get any panic sex.

Some one needs to be sued over that whole world not ending thing.  It's not ended so often that it's trashing my love life.   Yeah3
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I have bad news. Cthulhu and the Spaghetti Monster have prior engagements all of August. Best I could do was to get Godzilla to promise to lay waste to Tokyo again.
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(07-31-2016, 04:40 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote: I have bad news. Cthulhu and the Spaghetti Monster have prior engagements all of August. Best I could do was to get Godzilla to promise to lay waste to Tokyo again.

Poor Tokyo.

Do you think Godzilla would notice if we slipped him a mickey and relocated him to the Atlantic just off the DC coast?
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(07-31-2016, 04:49 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(07-31-2016, 04:40 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote: I have bad news. Cthulhu and the Spaghetti Monster have prior engagements all of August. Best I could do was to get Godzilla to promise to lay waste to Tokyo again.

Poor Tokyo.

Do you think Godzilla would notice if we slipped him a mickey and relocated him to the Atlantic just off the DC coast?

Tokyo has him under contract. Mothra however is free to ravage DC.
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