[Sassy Fringette]

It has to be Australia.

Every deadly bad thing lives there. Not that we don't have sharks, we do, it's just fun to poke at you guys a bit.  

I still want to live there.  

Seriously though, I think you guys have more shark attacks there than anywhere else in the world.

I just checked, I was wrong, it's Florida.

I'll stick with Lake Michigan. I won't get killed there.

Don't bet on it  

FISHERMAN CAPTURES 3,000-POUND GREAT WHITE SHARK IN GREAT LAKES

Waukegan, IL | The capture of a 3,000-pound great white shark in Lake Michigan yesterday could explain the disappearance of hundreds of missing people in the region in the last decade, has confirmed the U.S. Coast Guard this morning.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fisherma...eat-lakes/

No way.

For real??

Yep, go to the link.  

OOPS nope it's Satire. So sorry Deb. This is written at the bottom of the page. Whew, you can have fun in Lake Michigan.

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

[Sassy Fringette]

There is this though. Is this a shark in Lake Michigan?

http://www.wisn.com/article/is-this-a-sh...n/14501227

[Debauchery]

Don't bet on it  

FISHERMAN CAPTURES 3,000-POUND GREAT WHITE SHARK IN GREAT LAKES

Waukegan, IL | The capture of a 3,000-pound great white shark in Lake Michigan yesterday could explain the disappearance of hundreds of missing people in the region in the last decade, has confirmed the U.S. Coast Guard this morning.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fisherma...eat-lakes/

No way.

For real??

Yep, go to the link.  

You stinker, it's fake, I should've known, great whites live in saltwater. You scared me.

[Sassy Fringette]

No way.

For real??

Yep, go to the link.  

You stinker, it's fake, I should've known, great whites live in saltwater.    You scared me.

I corrected it above. So sorry.

[Debauchery]

Yep, go to the link.  

You stinker, it's fake, I should've known, great whites live in saltwater.    You scared me.

I corrected it above.    So sorry.

I was believing it until I looked to the right of the page and saw a story about a babysitter shoving a baby in her vagina and pretending to give birth and another story about a man that got his head stuck in his woman's vagina.

[dazedb42]

Some idiot jumped over board and tied a rope around this carcass so it could be towed..

[Sassy Fringette]

You stinker, it's fake, I should've known, great whites live in saltwater.    You scared me.

I corrected it above.    So sorry.

I was believing it until I looked to the right of the page and saw a story about a babysitter shoving a baby in her vagina and pretending to give birth and another story about a man that got his head stuck in his woman's vagina.

I thought it might have been this one that gave it away.  

HAWAII: SCUBA DIVER HOSPITALIZED AFTER HIS PENIS GETS STUCK IN GIANT CLAM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-s...iant-clam/

Oh my gosh those other stories are hilarious on that page.

[Debauchery]

I corrected it above.    So sorry.

I was believing it until I looked to the right of the page and saw a story about a babysitter shoving a baby in her vagina and pretending to give birth and another story about a man that got his head stuck in his woman's vagina.

I thought it might have been this one that gave it away.  

HAWAII: SCUBA DIVER HOSPITALIZED AFTER HIS PENIS GETS STUCK IN GIANT CLAM
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/hawaii-s...iant-clam/

Oh my gosh those other stories are hilarious on that page.

I missed that one.