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#31
(02-12-2019, 11:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 10:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 06:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater? Chuckle Facepalm
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#32
(02-12-2019, 11:24 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 11:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 10:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote: And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater?  Chuckle  Facepalm

YES! As of right now, I am officially no longer the most demented member on the forum!

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Chuckle
If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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aaaaand I'm out.
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(02-12-2019, 11:27 PM)Catch Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 11:24 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 11:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater?  Chuckle  Facepalm

YES! As of right now, I am officially no longer the most demented member on the forum!

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Chuckle

*Call comes in on the red egg-beater phone.

"Hello? Yes, yes. Him speaking. Yeah. What, really? I got it! F#$@ yeah! When do I pick up that puppy?! Need to have it bronzed for my trophy case!

*Click, phone goes dead.*

"Teasing bastards!"*
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