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There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there..
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 05:17 PM)
(02-11-2019, 12:30 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 04:26 AM)Capnron Wrote: I’m bored and looking for something to watch and have come across four channels selling women sex toys. No men toys, just women toys.
Some of this stuff probably needs detailed instructions, pretty sure I can’t figure it out.
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There have always  then a lot of horny women out there.

But the horny tends to stop when you marry them . Yeah  V6sRZf4

Tut
*shakes head*

You guys should maybe invest in one or two of these toys.
Show them to your lady and say.... "wanna try something new?"
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 05:54 PM)
Women need sex toy help.. men are quite happy just wanking it off..oh, yeah.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 06:21 PM)
Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 07:58 PM)
(02-11-2019, 05:54 PM)Elvis Wrote: Women need sex toy help.. men are quite happy just wanking it off..oh, yeah.

If I'm in a relationship, actually dont need them, at all, but that's another scenario Chuckle

Lesbians use them quite a lot though.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 07:58 PM)
(02-11-2019, 06:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 08:01 PM)
(02-11-2019, 05:40 AM)SMOK3Y Wrote: A few folks are having relationship troubles of late.  

I'm sure its just Uranus in retrograde or some hippie shit like that.    Eyeroll

NEVER go retrograde on Ur Anus!
Evil always flourishes when it can count on well meaning ignorance.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:48 AM)
(02-11-2019, 08:01 PM)Stone age man Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 05:40 AM)SMOK3Y Wrote: A few folks are having relationship troubles of late.  

I'm sure its just Uranus in retrograde or some hippie shit like that.    Eyeroll

NEVER go retrograde on Ur Anus!

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:45 PM)
(02-11-2019, 02:41 PM)Miscellaneous Wrote: *coughs*

Hate to tell y'all this, but Nuthin to do with lonely or horny , but many women buy sex toys for their partner to use *on* them...

Togetherness kind of stuff.  Wink, as foreplay.
Lots of men like to watch a woman use it on herself, as well...

There's also the odd, her man just don't do it right, so..... She's gotta do it herself sometimes.

*ahem*

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:53 PM)
(02-11-2019, 06:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 11:20 PM)
(02-12-2019, 10:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 06:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.
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