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There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there..
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 05:21 PM)
Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-11-2019, 07:01 PM)
(02-11-2019, 04:40 AM)SMOK3Y Wrote: A few folks are having relationship troubles of late.  

I'm sure its just Uranus in retrograde or some hippie shit like that.    Eyeroll

NEVER go retrograde on Ur Anus!
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 09:48 AM)
(02-11-2019, 07:01 PM)Stone age man Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 04:40 AM)SMOK3Y Wrote: A few folks are having relationship troubles of late.  

I'm sure its just Uranus in retrograde or some hippie shit like that.    Eyeroll

NEVER go retrograde on Ur Anus!

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 09:45 PM)
(02-11-2019, 01:41 PM)Miscellaneous Wrote: *coughs*

Hate to tell y'all this, but Nuthin to do with lonely or horny , but many women buy sex toys for their partner to use *on* them...

Togetherness kind of stuff.  Wink, as foreplay.
Lots of men like to watch a woman use it on herself, as well...

There's also the odd, her man just don't do it right, so..... She's gotta do it herself sometimes.

*ahem*

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 09:53 PM)
(02-11-2019, 05:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:20 PM)
(02-12-2019, 09:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 05:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:24 PM)
(02-12-2019, 10:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 09:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 05:21 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Sex toys do not require laundry, ego fluffing, or cooking, just a reliable energy source.

One for every mood, and no attitude.

And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater? Chuckle Facepalm
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:27 PM)
(02-12-2019, 10:24 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 10:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 09:53 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote: And then the power surge hits.

*Pzztttt*

Chuckle

Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater?  Chuckle  Facepalm

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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:28 PM)
aaaaand I'm out.
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RE: There sure must be a bunch of horny women out there.. (Posted: 02-12-2019, 10:34 PM) (This post was last modified: 02-12-2019, 10:36 PM by TheOrderOfChaos.)
(02-12-2019, 10:27 PM)Catch Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 10:24 PM)TheOrderOfChaos Wrote:
(02-12-2019, 10:20 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: Lmao handcrank models based offa grammas egg beater.

Oh, thanks for that chuckle.

Hehe, my pleasure.

But does gramma know that ain't leftover batter on the beater?  Chuckle  Facepalm

YES! As of right now, I am officially no longer the most demented member on the forum!

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*Call comes in on the red egg-beater phone.

"Hello? Yes, yes. Him speaking. Yeah. What, really? I got it! F#$@ yeah! When do I pick up that puppy?! Need to have it bronzed for my trophy case!

*Click, phone goes dead.*

"Teasing bastards!"*
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