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The Pussy Church of Modern Witchcraft: IRS Declares a Ligitimate Church
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Lois Lerner wasn't even involved with this one (as far as I know).  Remember Ovomit's IRS investigating churches, the "Tea Party" and its affiliates?

This will getcha riled up:

"IRS Recognizes 'Pussy Church of Modern Witchcraft' for Lesbian Feminists as Church for Tax Purposes"  Facepalm

"The IRS recognized it as a 501©(3) organization and went the extra step of recognizing PCMW as a church, the most enviable of all tax statuses exempt not only from income tax but also from the transparency that filing Form 990 creates," Reilly wrote.

"A church does not have to apply for exempt status, but it is a prudent step particularly for an innovative organization like PCMW. My source indicated that the approval process was reasonably quick and there was no push-back from the IRS,"

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#2
Wow. Really in your face with the name.

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I wonder if they use tic-tacs in their curses?
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(08-09-2018, 09:04 PM)Mmmkay Ultra Wrote: I wonder if they use tic-tacs in their curses?

I instantly thought of ten nasty things to throw in the cauldron.
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The only good thing about this church... Yet also its own demise, they won't get no love from the younger crowd that's for sure! Lol.

Quote:How do you define “woman” and “girl”?

A woman is an adult female human. A girl is a minor female human. The Pussy Church serves Women and Girls only. Males are not permitted to participate, regardless of how they identify. We expressly reject the concepts of gender identity, transgenderism, and gender as being meaningful to defining what a Woman or Girl is.

https://pussychurchofmodernwitchcraft.com/about/

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(08-09-2018, 09:20 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(08-09-2018, 09:04 PM)Mmmkay Ultra Wrote: I wonder if they use tic-tacs in their curses?

I instantly thought of ten nasty things to throw in the cauldron.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fetch the giant rubber dong,
to stir the caldron all day long;
Eye of crab and sperm from bank,
hair down there and tongue of skank,
man in boat and itchy sting,
herpes scab and tampon-string,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with last moon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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They are their own demise.
I am a practitioner but m in no way evil. Modern Witchcraft my broom V6sRZf4 Eyeroll
"Perhaps the greatest myth being purveyed,
is that myths are just myths." - Michael Tsarion

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(08-09-2018, 10:03 PM)MysticPizza Wrote: They are their own demise.
I am a practitioner but m in no way evil. Modern Witchcraft my broom   V6sRZf4 Eyeroll

I've got a deep respect for the Druids of days gone by & the ideals of Wicca, both are lovely philosophies. 'If it harms none, do as you will'.
You're no doubt aware that there's far too many pretenders who call themselves Wiccan because they think it's a cool tag.

Solitaires aside, every Wiccan group that I've met are nasty, two-faced, back-stabbing, spiteful creatures.
Thank God that most of them couldn't conjure up anything more than a decent fart.

As a clearer of negative entities I've had to clean up their shit more than once.
What I don't understand is, if they've progressed to the point where they can actually get results, how are they able to ignore the natural Law of Karma? (Don't Wiccans believe in the '7 fold' return?) In my experience, most of these wannabes who self identify as 'white Witches', run around cursing others, out of spite, left right & center.

For the kiddies out there who think it a great idea to play dress-ups & frolic around a pentagram under a full moon, be forewarned; calling oneself a 'white Witch' does not make it so. One needs to understand what 'white' actually means & not stray from that path.
A local 'High Priestess' (whose little group identified as 'white') had everything; a quaint 2 story home on 50 acres over looking a river. A thriving business that was built up over years by her late husband. Income from a rental property. I would've given my left nut to have had similar.
From what I heard, their Coven regularly performed ritual curses in her backyard 'witches circle'.
Long story short; she eventually lost the lot; her wealth, her physical health, had a 'nervous breakdown' & the last I heard she had been scheduled to a psyche ward.

Wicca is a lovely philosophy & lifestyle. Anyone who thinks it's a means to gain power over others would be much safer joining a knitting circle instead.
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.

How are the pussy witch idiots any less of a real church than the idiots who handle snakes and drink poison because of passages in the book of Mark that are fake tell them too? What about the LDS church that believes that a conman found golden plates and translated them in a hat with a seer stone? That is just as insane as pussy witches and not many people complain about the tax status of the Mormon church.

The acid test should be politics. If a church exists to undermine the very constitution that they claim protects it then it should be an enemy ideology and not a church.
"Only a fool fights in a burning house."
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(08-09-2018, 08:50 PM)oldcynic Wrote: Lois Lerner wasn't even involved with this one (as far as I know).  Remember Ovomit's IRS investigating churches, the "Tea Party" and its affiliates?

This will getcha riled up:

"IRS Recognizes 'Pussy Church of Modern Witchcraft' for Lesbian Feminists as Church for Tax Purposes"  Facepalm

"The IRS recognized it as a 501©(3) organization and went the extra step of recognizing PCMW as a church, the most enviable of all tax statuses exempt not only from income tax but also from the transparency that filing Form 990 creates," Reilly wrote.

"A church does not have to apply for exempt status, but it is a prudent step particularly for an innovative organization like PCMW. My source indicated that the approval process was reasonably quick and there was no push-back from the IRS,"

https://www.christianpost.com/sponsored/...d=infinite

I'm trying to wrap my head around this. The IRS recognizes a a Lesbian Witchcraft Church as legit for tax purposes? Facepalm
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