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The Drinking Thread......
#21
(11-20-2015, 08:27 PM)Magus Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 08:19 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 07:48 PM)Magus Wrote:
Quote:I very rarely drink and never to excess

You must be fun at parties Cheers

Depends on the parties you prefer.

Drunken roman style orgies? Been there, done that, got boring.

Drink till you pass out and wake in strange places 3 states over and 4 days later with a couple of strange women? Done those too.

That's a young man's game.

Now I just rely on my wit and charm to be fun at parties.

Yeah3

Admit it.  You want to re-live your drunken roman style orgies.  But yeah you're right, it loses its charm after a while.

Actually, I don't. I'm old enough and in rough enough shape that I get tired just thinking about in now. All the stupid shit I did when I was young and usually under the influence of something or another...

I was very much that guy who said "Hold my beer and watch this shit y'all".

Having a BBQ and sipping a couple of glasses of something good around a bonfire afterwards with the wife and some great friends is more my idea of a good time now.
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#22
(11-20-2015, 08:32 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 08:27 PM)Magus Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 08:19 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 07:48 PM)Magus Wrote:
Quote:I very rarely drink and never to excess

You must be fun at parties Cheers

Depends on the parties you prefer.

Drunken roman style orgies? Been there, done that, got boring.

Drink till you pass out and wake in strange places 3 states over and 4 days later with a couple of strange women? Done those too.

That's a young man's game.

Now I just rely on my wit and charm to be fun at parties.

Yeah3

Admit it.  You want to re-live your drunken roman style orgies.  But yeah you're right, it loses its charm after a while.

Actually, I don't. I'm old enough and in rough enough shape that I get tired just thinking about in now. All the stupid shit I did when I was young and usually under the influence of something or another...

I was very much that guy who said "Hold my beer and watch this shit y'all".

Having a BBQ and sipping a couple of glasses of something good around a bonfire afterwards with the wife and some great friends is more my idea of a good time now.

Cheers

I'd love to have a beer with ya and shoot the shit one of these days.  Keep your mind sharp, the banter will be heavy :)
-Kang Dindu Wewuz, III
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#23
(11-20-2015, 08:26 PM)franknbeans Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 06:51 PM)ChillBro Swaggins Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 06:45 PM)Magus Wrote: One of my favorite drinking stories is about when I started English class in like, 10th or 11th grade I don't remember exactly, but the teacher was really hot.  She was in her mid 20's and seriously like an 8/10 or so, and she says she wants us to get to know her so she asks each of us to write a question for her and drop it in a box.

I write "Do you swallow?" and drop the paper in the box.  She opens the box and starts answering questions and when she gets to my scrap of paper she says "I'm not going to read this one out loud, but the answer is yes."  LOL, buckets thinking about that for months ^_^

That is an awesome story for sureYeah3

I never had any teachers that I would even want to know the answer to that question from Hiding

I wanted to bang my 5th grade teacher....she was hot, and I was a lil perv Hiding

also 9th grade science teacher too... Facepalm

Now being a perv is a whole other subject.   Yeah3

3rd grade copping a feel on the teacher (a nun) at Catholic school. In my defense she had magnificent and huge breasts and they were just hanging right there in front of me. I got a weeks vacation for that. Chuckle  Also got my hide tanned every day of that vacation but I still maintain that it was worth it. Chuckle

And I only got worse from there. If I wasn't seeing anyone seriously I'd be the biggest man whore you'd never want to meet.

But I'm better now.
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#24
(11-20-2015, 08:38 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 08:26 PM)franknbeans Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 06:51 PM)ChillBro Swaggins Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 06:45 PM)Magus Wrote: One of my favorite drinking stories is about when I started English class in like, 10th or 11th grade I don't remember exactly, but the teacher was really hot.  She was in her mid 20's and seriously like an 8/10 or so, and she says she wants us to get to know her so she asks each of us to write a question for her and drop it in a box.

I write "Do you swallow?" and drop the paper in the box.  She opens the box and starts answering questions and when she gets to my scrap of paper she says "I'm not going to read this one out loud, but the answer is yes."  LOL, buckets thinking about that for months ^_^

That is an awesome story for sureYeah3

I never had any teachers that I would even want to know the answer to that question from Hiding

I wanted to bang my 5th grade teacher....she was hot, and I was a lil perv Hiding

also 9th grade science teacher too... Facepalm

Now being a perv is a whole other subject.   Yeah3

3rd grade copping a feel on the teacher (a nun) at Catholic school. In my defense she had magnificent and huge breasts and they were just hanging right there in front of me. I got a weeks vacation for that. Chuckle  Also got my hide tanned every day of that vacation but I still maintain that it was worth it. Chuckle

And I only got worse from there. If I wasn't seeing anyone seriously I'd be the biggest man whore you'd never want to meet.

But I'm better now.

Jptdknpa I feel better now...Cheers
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#25
The nun didn't chop your hands off? You got lucky.
-Kang Dindu Wewuz, III
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#26
I got dragged to the principle's office by my ear. The principle paddled me. My dad paddled me. My mom paddled me. The Catholic priest at the church my mother kept dragging my heathen hide to paddled me.

It was 3 weeks before I could sit comfortably.
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#27
I grew up Catholic too, I know lol. But it was in the 80s so I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you had it.
-Kang Dindu Wewuz, III
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#28
(11-20-2015, 08:51 PM)Magus Wrote: I grew up Catholic too, I know lol.  But it was in the 80s so I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you had it.

Early 70s in that school. By the time the mid 80s rolled around I was in the MC per judges orders. It was either 6 years in the Corp or 4 in Juvie.

Started 1st grade barely speaking English because I didn't see the need for it. Navajo was good enough and if people wanted to talk to  me they should learn it themselves.

Chuckle

I was such a brat.
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#29
(11-20-2015, 08:59 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(11-20-2015, 08:51 PM)Magus Wrote: I grew up Catholic too, I know lol.  But it was in the 80s so I'm sure it wasn't as bad as you had it.

Early 70s in that school. By the time the mid 80s rolled around I was in the MC per judges orders. It was either 6 years in the Corp or 4 in Juvie.

Started 1st grade barely speaking English because I didn't see the need for it. Navajo was good enough and if people wanted to talk to  me they should learn it themselves.

Chuckle

I was such a brat.

Shouldn't have accepted refugees!

You remind me of commander Adama from battlestar galactica (the new series, 2005'ish) lol
-Kang Dindu Wewuz, III
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#30
I want one Chuckle 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQ6196Tfds
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