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#31
(01-07-2020, 05:17 PM)Guest Wrote: My mom is going to hospice care today.

My superhero is dying.

You all know me, I decided to not use screen names anymore.

You should use your name so your friends here can help you, pray or send wishes of strength for you & your Mom.
I am really sorry that your Mom is declining. That really sucks. Hang in there.
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#32
(01-07-2020, 06:01 PM)hurchel Wrote: Wait, the rabbit ate all the blue cheese at midnight?

The cheese rabbit ate the blue midnight?

I am confussed...

Drink more coffee. Let us know if that helps. Hiding3
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#33
(01-07-2020, 06:41 PM)Firefly Wrote: The chair is against the wall.  Repeat - the chair is against the wall.

Did the rabbit move it?
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#34
(01-07-2020, 01:51 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote: And for the nervous conspiracists among you, we have this message...

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Sign me up for the Fandango Rangers!
I'm ready for lots of conspiracy info from
the deep back side.



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#35
(01-07-2020, 08:22 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 06:41 PM)Firefly Wrote: The chair is against the wall.  Repeat - the chair is against the wall.

Did the rabbit move it?

I can neither comfirm nor deny your question. It's Classified.
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#36
(01-07-2020, 08:26 PM)BadBrad Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 01:51 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote: And for the nervous conspiracists among you, we have this message...

[Image: PjcpcoE.png]

Sign me up for the Fandango Rangers!
I'm ready for lots of conspiracy info from
the deep back side.



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Cheer Thank you. Hope the transponder is working.

Let us know if we need to activate the Robo Plow.

Here's some coffee to keep you going!!!

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#37
(01-07-2020, 08:35 PM)Firefly Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 08:22 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 06:41 PM)Firefly Wrote: The chair is against the wall.  Repeat - the chair is against the wall.

Did the rabbit move it?

I can neither comfirm nor deny your question.  It's Classified.

Gonna have to get the Fandango Rangers on this. It could pose a threat to our coffee supply.
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#38
A Study Guide: Test on Subject Matter next Monday:

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Quit trashing Obama's accomplishments. He has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments:

1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.

2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States.

5. First President to violate the War Powers Act.

6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs.

9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space.

15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

29. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).

36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences."

37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.
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#39
(01-07-2020, 08:38 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 08:35 PM)Firefly Wrote:
(01-07-2020, 08:22 PM)Fritzy Ritz Wrote: Did the rabbit move it?

I can neither comfirm nor deny your question.  It's Classified.

Gonna have to get the Fandango Rangers on this. It could pose a threat to our coffee supply.

Roger. Will contact Black Rifle Coffee for reinforcements. Out.
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#40
Here's a Conspiracy in picture format:


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