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I was in jail. There was this black guy that thought he was Bruce Lee. He would jump like three feet in the air and do a twirling kick. He thought he was the baddest mfr around. He would do his kick and talk shit and laugh and laugh.

Then one day I was minding my own business reading a book like I like, and I saw all kinds of people throwing their shoes at the overhead camera. It was about 20 feet high. I didn't know what they were doing but after a couple hours, they got they camera pointed away from the yard. (No one noticed or cared)

So then everyone chilled out and Bruce Leroy comes out doing his routine. About four Mexicans walked over to him and started running lip. Leroy leaps into the air and twirls his awesome kick. Nothing happens.

The smallest Mexican socked him in the mouth and he fell and they kicked the shit out of him and he went to the infirmary.

After the dust settled, the Mexicans were out looking carefully at the ground around the yard.

They made a necklace out of six of his teeth. The little guy got to wear it since they were his teeth after that.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(02-15-2020, 11:09 PM)VonLud Wrote: I have one.

I was in jail. There was this black guy that thought he was Bruce Lee. He would jump like three feet in the air and do a twirling kick. He thought he was the baddest mfr around. He would do his kick and talk shit and laugh and laugh.

Then one day I was minding my own business reading a book like I like, and I saw all kinds of people throwing their shoes at the overhead camera. It was about 20 feet high. I didn't know what they were doing but after a couple hours, they got they camera pointed away from the yard. (No one noticed or cared)

So then everyone chilled out and Bruce Leroy comes out doing his routine. About four Mexicans walked over to him and started running lip. Leroy leaps into the air and twirls his awesome kick. Nothing happens.

The smallest Mexican socked him in the mouth and he fell and they kicked the shit out of him and he went to the infirmary.

After the dust settled, the Mexicans were out looking carefully at the ground around the yard.

They made a necklace out of six of his teeth. The little guy got to wear it since they were his teeth after that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGbiKGrzt1U

...start at 45 seconds and listen... it sounds like chicklets tossed across marble.... Cuhhh Ringe!

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.

Cognitive Dissident...
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(02-16-2020, 01:49 AM)Frigg Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGbiKGrzt1U
...start at 45 seconds and listen... it sounds like chicklets tossed across marble.... Cuhhh Ringe!

Not available.

Sad face.
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(02-16-2020, 03:26 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 01:49 AM)Frigg Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGbiKGrzt1U
...start at 45 seconds and listen... it sounds like chicklets tossed across marble.... Cuhhh Ringe!

Not available.

Sad face.

...clear your cache and try again.

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.

Cognitive Dissident...
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(02-16-2020, 03:36 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:26 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 01:49 AM)Frigg Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGbiKGrzt1U
...start at 45 seconds and listen... it sounds like chicklets tossed across marble.... Cuhhh Ringe!

Not available.

Sad face.

...clear your cache and try again.

Shit man I just edited the story and added about how I smashed my teefs and got a gold tooth and the dentist was trying to hump my leg.

But I choked and pushed the wrong button.

Do you care? LOL
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(02-16-2020, 03:46 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:36 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:26 AM)VonLud Wrote: Not available.

Sad face.

...clear your cache and try again.

Shit man I just edited the story and added about how I smashed my teefs and got a gold tooth and the dentist was trying to hump my leg.

But I choked and pushed the wrong button.

Do you care? LOL

Actually,, Lude...

This time I don't.

Lmao


Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.

Cognitive Dissident...
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(02-16-2020, 03:36 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:26 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 01:49 AM)Frigg Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGbiKGrzt1U
...start at 45 seconds and listen... it sounds like chicklets tossed across marble.... Cuhhh Ringe!

Not available.

Sad face.

...clear your cache and try again.

Jeez man.

I knew there was a reason I never watched that shit.

Plus, I had to sign in because it was age restricted.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(02-16-2020, 03:52 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:46 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:36 AM)Frigg Wrote: ...clear your cache and try again.

Shit man I just edited the story and added about how I smashed my teefs and got a gold tooth and the dentist was trying to hump my leg.

But I choked and pushed the wrong button.

Do you care? LOL

Actually,, Lude...

This time I don't.

Lmao


No cocaine for you.

That is another story. My friend's brother. Call him Jap. R.I.P. Jap.

He was a drunk and he would sometimes wander the valley and he was mean.

We saw him one time and he wanted a ride. He was nothing but trouble that night so we said, NO!

And he was all... NO COCAINE FOR YOU!!!

I like to say that too, sometimes.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(02-16-2020, 04:01 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:52 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-16-2020, 03:46 AM)VonLud Wrote: Shit man I just edited the story and added about how I smashed my teefs and got a gold tooth and the dentist was trying to hump my leg.

But I choked and pushed the wrong button.

Do you care? LOL

Actually,, Lude...

This time I don't.

Lmao


No cocaine for you.

That is another story. My friend's brother. Call him Jap. R.I.P. Jap.

He was a drunk and he would sometimes wander the valley and he was mean.

We saw him one time and he wanted a ride. He was nothing but trouble that night so we said, NO!

And he was all... NO COCAINE FOR YOU!!!

I like to say that too, sometimes.

Yeah3

Sort of like ... Hey man, You want a line?


Fuck no, I don't want A LINE! I want a bunch of lines!!

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.

Cognitive Dissident...
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(02-16-2020, 04:42 AM)Frigg Wrote: Yeah3

Sort of like ... Hey man, You want a line?


Fuck no, I don't want A LINE!  I want a bunch of lines!!

I never really got a kick outta that stuff.

But we did snort some off the table at McDonalds.

But that was with my rich friend (A Cuban!!!)

His uncle had all kind of lion skins and zebra skins and antelope heads and all that in his office.

Then one time he pulled up in his Testarossa and he opened the trunk for some reason and instead of being fitted for luggage, it was fitted for several automatic rifles and a couple carbines (UZI?) and pistols. Edit: guess I should call it a frunk so no one gives me shoit. Not that they ever do. Anybody read this swill? lol.

My dad always said they were in the mob. LOL The Corporation.
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