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#1
Tell me and everyone else a story. Will ya?

It doesn't have to be a long story or a good story, but make it a true story. It doesn't have to be about you, but you need to have been there.

It could be a good thread. I like people telling stories.

I know that some old lady said, "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."

This is better than that old fart. You don't even have to think too hard.

One suggestion, think about your earliest memories and perhaps you can come up with a story and go chronologically from there. Ehh maybe about when you were three and shoved a bunch of toilet paper and forks in the microwave oven and pushed 'popcorn' and then you ran outside and wandered down to the busy intersection in your diaper with your two sisters in tow. And then the cops found you and took you home and rousted your crackhead mom outta bed. But by then, the live-in manservant had come home and everything was OK after he laid out the situation.

I stole the Idea from @Meat I will show you mine if you show me yours.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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#2
I can’t post The Million Dollar Da$h, the title of my unreleased book. Lawyers and LEO’s might come to The Fringe looking. Ima think of another. I have tons of them.
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This one time at motocross camp! I was there for 2 weeks, my mate camped out with me over the weekend in between the school sessions. There is only the one bike and as 15yr olds you don't care about much except what is right in front and be part of it.

So mate and I head up to the tracks, he is passenger. He asks can he wear the gloves and goggles?......of course mate. We are just putting around having a laugh -mud- and I decide to cross a bridge that takes you more into the bush trails rather than moto tracks.

We ride along this single track, its slippery due to heaps of rain but its hot being Aus early summer. Still just putting along - 3rd gear on a 80cc - there is biggest snake I have ever seen (ever) lying across the track. MOFO'n King Brown, had to be 8" round through the middle and 7' long at least!
I was on top of it before I realized so my first thought was " I'll rev the bike and spin the rear on it" no, I was in 3rd gear with 2 dudes on it. The bike bogged & went brrr... I ride over the snake, get off the bike and look around, it just keeps going into the grass as if nothing happened, slow.

But mate is already back down the track 30yrds, sprinting, goggles and gloves all!
Ive doubled over the bike laughing so hard at the sight, I don't think H Bolt would have caught him.

When I asked him after why he took off like that he said "man, those things can move fast!'
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^^^^Great!
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Dateline Los Angeles 1962

Event : Ride on a UFO

" I'm 4 years old when a Bright Golden Lighted Craft hovers over our back yard.
My sister calls us all to come to the Back Door to see this strange Craft above our back yard.

( I'll continue if Prompted , it's the best damn UFO Story ever , well , Ezekiel's is close second maybe, I doubt it though )
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(01-30-2020, 09:57 AM)Pipkints Wrote: This one time at motocross camp!  I was there for 2 weeks, my mate camped out with me over the weekend in between the school sessions. There is only the one bike and as 15yr olds you don't care about much except what is right in front and be part of it.

So mate and I head up to the tracks, he is passenger. He asks can he wear the gloves and goggles?......of course mate.  We are just putting around having a laugh -mud- and I decide to cross a bridge that takes you more into the bush trails rather than moto tracks.

We ride along this single track, its slippery due to heaps of rain but its hot being Aus early summer. Still just putting along - 3rd gear on a 80cc - there is biggest snake I have ever seen (ever) lying across the track. MOFO'n King Brown, had to be 8" round through the middle and 7' long at least!
I was on top of it before I realized so my first thought was " I'll rev the bike and spin the rear on it" no, I was in 3rd gear with 2 dudes on it. The bike bogged & went brrr... I ride over the snake, get off the bike and look around, it just keeps going into the grass as if nothing happened, slow.

But mate is already back down the track 30yrds, sprinting, goggles and gloves all!
Ive doubled over the bike laughing so hard at the sight, I don't think H Bolt would have caught him.

When I asked him after why he took off like that he said "man, those things can move fast!'

Lmao
*Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves - First History of People ever.*
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(01-30-2020, 03:30 PM)Cynicalabsurdance Wrote: Dateline Los Angeles 1962

Event : Ride on a UFO

" I'm 4 years old when a Bright Golden Lighted Craft hovers over our back yard.
My sister calls us all to come to the Back Door to see this strange Craft above our back yard.

( I'll continue if Prompted , it's the best damn UFO Story ever , well , Ezekiel's is close second maybe, I doubt it though )

popnana Well go on then...
*Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves - First History of People ever.*
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#8
Once I knew shit was happening but couldn't get through the fog. I told myself it's just mist and mist always clears.
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So, no one ever did shit?

Too paranoid to post?

You hate me and my putrid guts?

I'll give you a BMX story. It was in practice at the Grandnationals and I was leading the pack. Eight at a time is how they run races.

So, I was all jacked up on Mountain Dew and hauling too much ass down the second straight. I hit the jump going in to the turn and I overcooked the berm by a mile.

I flew off the bike and over the berm, body going backwards.

And I hit the officials stand where the scorers and announcer and PA equipment are located. Landed on my back on the stand sliding head-first backwards and I figured I was in for some pain. I took out three people and a table and some speakers. It was pretty cool. I like carnage. Nobody got hurt. My helmet was kinda scratched up though.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(01-30-2020, 09:57 AM)Pipkints Wrote: This one time at motocross camp!  I was there for 2 weeks, my mate camped out with me over the weekend in between the school sessions. There is only the one bike and as 15yr olds you don't care about much except what is right in front and be part of it.

So mate and I head up to the tracks, he is passenger. He asks can he wear the gloves and goggles?......of course mate.  We are just putting around having a laugh -mud- and I decide to cross a bridge that takes you more into the bush trails rather than moto tracks.

We ride along this single track, its slippery due to heaps of rain but its hot being Aus early summer. Still just putting along - 3rd gear on a 80cc - there is biggest snake I have ever seen (ever) lying across the track. MOFO'n King Brown, had to be 8" round through the middle and 7' long at least!
I was on top of it before I realized so my first thought was " I'll rev the bike and spin the rear on it" no, I was in 3rd gear with 2 dudes on it. The bike bogged & went brrr... I ride over the snake, get off the bike and look around, it just keeps going into the grass as if nothing happened, slow.

But mate is already back down the track 30yrds, sprinting, goggles and gloves all!
Ive doubled over the bike laughing so hard at the sight, I don't think H Bolt would have caught him.

When I asked him after why he took off like that he said "man, those things can move fast!'

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my Hero...

I have those SCOTT boots stashed in the Container... Chuckle
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