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So I laid my motorcycle down and am going to see Weird Al Yankovic with a broken knee
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(05-23-2019, 03:32 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:13 PM)Full Throttle Wrote: Weird Al still does concerts?  How much did you pay for tickets?

The Doc is still around too.

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(05-23-2019, 03:29 PM)last one Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 02:58 PM)Who me? Wrote: Tibial plateau fracture in fact . Im on a walker full time till this heals . Just got the MRI read and the break was real bad but not displaced . I messed up the PCL that connects the femur to the tibial but not terribly .

I hope this concert is going to be a sitdown show otherwise I may be staring at the back of someones ass for the whole thing :(

Weird al is going to have a full symphony orchestra though which im excited about .

Im going to get to see Amish paradise live with a full orchestra !!! :D

He changes into costume for every song too !! fat , amish paradise , white and nerdy .  

Going to be awesome ....as long as im not staring at the back of someones ass for the whole show .



Fuck that.  Is the bike OK? Troll2

Yup as I said just a few scrapes . Wet road at night got me . I throttled into the turn and the rear tire lost traction and broke loose . I throttled hard as you know youre supposed to in a turn to straighten up . I started rotating but the bike actually started standing up and I was controlling the slide for a second .

Then the back tire went off the concrete and hit wet gras and floooop lost it .

With a broken knee I picked the 455lb bike up and road it home . Made it to the garage and went to get off and the adrenaline had worn off and my knee collapsed and I dropped the bike . Sat on its side for about 13 hours till I could get a friend over to pick it up . got some paint tranfer from hitting the garage frame and a scrape from the garage door opener rail .

Thats bout it . I just fired it up for the first time the other day and god bless her took a few cranks to get fuel back in the carbs cause it leaked out laying on its side . But eventually fired right up .

Shes a tough old bird that bike .
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(05-23-2019, 03:30 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:23 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:11 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Sorry to hear about the busted peg. Luckily, it'll heal.

And at least you don't have a hernia.



Or those damn Eye Crabs (cataracts) - Something you don't want in a place you don't want it. Thank God they did the equivalent of a root canal in my eye. The movies Fire In The Sky and A Clockwork Orange kept dancing in my head.

I had injury induced cataract surgery from getting shot in the eye with a bb gun when I was 21 . Surgeon said " Ok , im going to cut the lens off your eyeball now . Don't blink ." dont blink . DONT BLINK this freakin guy says ... " Don't blink ? Dont you have one of those metal eye spreader things ?? " I asked ... " No , so dont blink . If you do you could cause the scalpel to be forced into your eye and then you'll go blind "

the fuhhhhhhh ?!?!!? So against every natural and primal instinct in my DNA that wants to protect the eye from A FREAKING SCALPEL ... Wide awake I fought and somehow kept my eyelid from blinking while this guy cut the lens off my eyeball .

WRECKED right ? This guy wasnt no fisher price my first surgeon either . Allegedly was the best in his field and had done George HW Bush cataract surgery and this freakin guy didnt have the eyelid spreader thingy .

Keeping that eye open might be the hardest thing I ever did .

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"One shitty decision away from disaster"
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(05-23-2019, 03:26 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: @~mc~





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(05-23-2019, 03:30 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:23 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:11 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Sorry to hear about the busted peg. Luckily, it'll heal.

And at least you don't have a hernia.



Or those damn Eye Crabs (cataracts) - Something you don't want in a place you don't want it. Thank God they did the equivalent of a root canal in my eye. The movies Fire In The Sky and A Clockwork Orange kept dancing in my head.

I had injury induced cataract surgery from getting shot in the eye with a bb gun when I was 21 . Surgeon said " Ok , im going to cut the lens off your eyeball now . Don't blink ."   dont blink . DONT BLINK this freakin guy says ...    " Don't blink ? Dont you have one of those metal eye spreader things ??  " I asked ...  " No , so dont blink . If you do you could cause the scalpel to be forced into your eye and then you'll go blind "

the fuhhhhhhh ?!?!!?   So against every natural and primal instinct in my DNA that wants to protect the eye from  A FREAKING SCALPEL ...  Wide awake I fought and somehow kept my eyelid from blinking while this guy cut the lens off my eyeball .

WRECKED right ?  This guy wasnt no fisher price my first surgeon either . Allegedly was the best in his field and had done George HW Bush cataract surgery and this freakin guy didnt have the eyelid spreader thingy .

Keeping that eye open might be the hardest thing I ever did .

That's freaky.

On a hospital show here an old lady was told by the doctor that he needed to stick a needle into her eyeball or she'd go blind.
The old lady says 'Ok then' & the Dr looks at her like 'Did you just hear what I said?' Lol. (Probably used to patients freakn out just at the thought of it) He repeated what he intended to do & the old lady calmly says 'Ok then' like it was no big deal.
She sat quietly while the doctor stabbed her in the eye. Fuck that.

Having watched many autopsies, being a trainee embalmer & picking up bodies in situ for the Coroner, there's not much that I haven't seen. I've got a strong stomach when it comes to other peoples blood but I always close my eyes when I see a needle coming in my direction. Yeah3

I couldn't even imagine looking at a needle or scalpel coming straight at my eyeball. That would be as freaky as. Where's the valium? Chuckle
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(05-25-2019, 12:04 AM)Elric Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:30 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:23 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote: Or those damn Eye Crabs (cataracts) - Something you don't want in a place you don't want it. Thank God they did the equivalent of a root canal in my eye. The movies Fire In The Sky and A Clockwork Orange kept dancing in my head.

I had injury induced cataract surgery from getting shot in the eye with a bb gun when I was 21 . Surgeon said " Ok , im going to cut the lens off your eyeball now . Don't blink ."   dont blink . DONT BLINK this freakin guy says ...    " Don't blink ? Dont you have one of those metal eye spreader things ??  " I asked ...  " No , so dont blink . If you do you could cause the scalpel to be forced into your eye and then you'll go blind "

the fuhhhhhhh ?!?!!?   So against every natural and primal instinct in my DNA that wants to protect the eye from  A FREAKING SCALPEL ...  Wide awake I fought and somehow kept my eyelid from blinking while this guy cut the lens off my eyeball .

WRECKED right ?  This guy wasnt no fisher price my first surgeon either . Allegedly was the best in his field and had done George HW Bush cataract surgery and this freakin guy didnt have the eyelid spreader thingy .

Keeping that eye open might be the hardest thing I ever did .

That's freaky.

On a hospital show here an old lady was told by the doctor that he needed to stick a needle into her eyeball or she'd go blind.
The old lady says 'Ok then' & the Dr looks at her like 'Did you just hear what I said?' Lol. (Probably used to patients freakn out just at the thought of it) He repeated what he intended to do & the old lady calmly says 'Ok then' like it was no big deal.
She sat quietly while the doctor stabbed her in the eye. Fuck that.

Having watched many autopsies, being a trainee embalmer & picking up bodies in situ for the Coroner, there's not much that I haven't seen. I've got a strong stomach when it comes to other peoples blood but I always close my eyes when I see a needle coming in my direction.  Yeah3

I couldn't even imagine looking at a needle or scalpel coming straight at my eyeball. That would be as freaky as. Where's the valium?  Chuckle

It was an experience for sure.
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(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)FlyoverCountry Wrote: You're a warrior

Nah , I'm just not very smart  . Chuckle

I went back to work for 2 days the day after it happened .  I have firemen customers and said " hey guys , if I broke my knee I probably wouldn't be able to walk would I ?  "
Cause I was limping but running around doing my grind . They said " No , I doubt it . If it was broke you wouldn't even be standing never mind working "

whudda they know ...  Facepalm

Yeah.

The old saw, "if you can move it, it ain't broken."
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(06-16-2019, 06:18 AM)VonLud Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)FlyoverCountry Wrote: You're a warrior

Nah , I'm just not very smart  . Chuckle

I went back to work for 2 days the day after it happened .  I have firemen customers and said " hey guys , if I broke my knee I probably wouldn't be able to walk would I ?  "
Cause I was limping but running around doing my grind . They said " No , I doubt it . If it was broke you wouldn't even be standing never mind working "

whudda they know ...  Facepalm

Yeah.

The old saw, "if you can move it, it ain't broken."

There turned out more that was broke I didnt even know .

Apparently I broke my foot too on the same leg only I had no Idea cause I was limping and not putting weight on it . When I saw the doc on the 12th he said its good to start putting 10-20% of my weight on it and when I did I thought my socks were bunched up under my foot . Took the socks off and it felt the same . So I rolled on the lump that wasnt there before and the same searing pinching feeling as my knee when I put too much pressure on the fracture ..


Turned out my foot was broke too and the bone was a little offset cause no one set it back in place and then healed that way while I was on no load bearing order for my knee .

I guess I effed that leg all kindsa up knee and broken foot .

Cant wait to get back on my bike Chuckle
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