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So I laid my motorcycle down and am going to see Weird Al Yankovic with a broken knee
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(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote: Don't forget Foil!

Foil ?

You've never heard Al's Foil? Get to U-Tube and watch that sucker. It will be your new favorite Al song.
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(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote: Don't forget Foil!

Foil ?





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(05-23-2019, 03:18 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote: Don't forget Foil!

Foil ?

You've never heard Al's Foil? Get to U-Tube and watch that sucker. It will be your new favorite Al song.

Lmao hahahahahaha
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(05-23-2019, 03:16 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:13 PM)Full Throttle Wrote: Weird Al still does concerts?  How much did you pay for tickets?

jees like 75 bucks or so at a smallish 2000 seat venue upper deck .  

I didnt even know there was going to be a full orchestra when I bought the tickets .

If I could afford it, I would go see him, I have once, way back in the day. Scream1
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(05-23-2019, 03:10 PM)Who me? Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:04 PM)FlyoverCountry Wrote: You're a warrior

Nah , I'm just not very smart  . Chuckle

I went back to work for 2 days the day after it happened .  I have firemen customers and said " hey guys , if I broke my knee I probably wouldn't be able to walk would I ?  "
Cause I was limping but running around doing my grind . They said " No , I doubt it . If it was broke you wouldn't even be standing never mind working "

whudda they know ...  Facepalm

Don't fo the firemen for surgery and don't call the doctor if your house is on fire.
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(05-23-2019, 03:11 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Sorry to hear about the busted peg. Luckily, it'll heal.

And at least you don't have a hernia.



Or those damn Eye Crabs (cataracts) - Something you don't want in a place you don't want it. Thank God they did the equivalent of a root canal in my eye. The movies Fire In The Sky and A Clockwork Orange kept dancing in my head.
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(05-23-2019, 02:58 PM)Who me? Wrote: Tibial plateau fracture in fact . Im on a walker full time till this heals . Just got the MRI read and the break was real bad but not displaced . I messed up the PCL that connects the femur to the tibial but not terribly .

I hope this concert is going to be a sitdown show otherwise I may be staring at the back of someones ass for the whole thing :(

Weird al is going to have a full symphony orchestra though which im excited about .

Im going to get to see Amish paradise live with a full orchestra !!! :D

He changes into costume for every song too !! fat , amish paradise , white and nerdy .  

Going to be awesome ....as long as im not staring at the back of someones ass for the whole show .



Fuck that. Is the bike OK? Troll2
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(05-23-2019, 03:23 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(05-23-2019, 03:11 PM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Sorry to hear about the busted peg. Luckily, it'll heal.

And at least you don't have a hernia.



Or those damn Eye Crabs (cataracts) - Something you don't want in a place you don't want it. Thank God they did the equivalent of a root canal in my eye. The movies Fire In The Sky and A Clockwork Orange kept dancing in my head.

I had injury induced cataract surgery from getting shot in the eye with a bb gun when I was 21 . Surgeon said " Ok , im going to cut the lens off your eyeball now . Don't blink ." dont blink . DONT BLINK this freakin guy says ... " Don't blink ? Dont you have one of those metal eye spreader things ?? " I asked ... " No , so dont blink . If you do you could cause the scalpel to be forced into your eye and then you'll go blind "

the fuhhhhhhh ?!?!!? So against every natural and primal instinct in my DNA that wants to protect the eye from A FREAKING SCALPEL ... Wide awake I fought and somehow kept my eyelid from blinking while this guy cut the lens off my eyeball .

WRECKED right ? This guy wasnt no fisher price my first surgeon either . Allegedly was the best in his field and had done George HW Bush cataract surgery and this freakin guy didnt have the eyelid spreader thingy .

Keeping that eye open might be the hardest thing I ever did .
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(05-23-2019, 03:13 PM)Full Throttle Wrote: Weird Al still does concerts?  How much did you pay for tickets?

The Doc is still around too.

http://drdemento.com/

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