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Seeking Revenge on an EX? Feed them to a Bear!
#11
I write my ex(s) name on every bottle of whiskey that I drink.

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#12
I find indifference to be the ultimate weapon in such cases.
You just poison yourself with hate.
Plus its a little Immature and petty.

Everyone needs a little psychopath in em in this crazy "civilization". Anon
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(02-11-2019, 12:53 PM)Weasel Keeper Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:31 PM)Miscellaneous Wrote: Angry
That's just stupid. I hate humans.

I agree, we should be able to throw the actual EX in with the bears.  Yeah3

There’s a running joke in Florida about taking the ex shark fishing. You let her do all the chumming and when she’s on the last scoop kick her overboard .
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(02-11-2019, 06:46 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:53 PM)Weasel Keeper Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:31 PM)Miscellaneous Wrote: Angry
That's just stupid. I hate humans.

I agree, we should be able to throw the actual EX in with the bears.  Yeah3

There’s a running joke in Florida about taking the ex shark fishing. You let her do all the chumming and when she’s on the last scoop kick her overboard .

Facepalm Facepalm

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(02-11-2019, 07:00 PM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 06:46 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:53 PM)Weasel Keeper Wrote: I agree, we should be able to throw the actual EX in with the bears.  Yeah3

There’s a running joke in Florida about taking the ex shark fishing. You let her do all the chumming and when she’s on the last scoop kick her overboard .

Facepalm  Facepalm

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I said it was a joke .  

As far as I know it only happened once or twice .  Chuckle


It’s probably better than cement shoes .


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#16
When DH finally got a place in Dickinson, his backyard was adjacent to one of the bayous (I forget which one. I think the name started with a J)
When I got pissed off at him (lol 40 to 60 times a week, Monday through Friday), I used to threaten to knock him in the head and feed him to the alligators.
Of course, I was kidding- I'd have had to move his stuff and furniture back.
But how damn sad is it that there are actually people who do shit like that for real?
Takes all the snarky fun out of the joke.

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#17
I enjoyed the sims games, because you just wall off the person in a tiny room. No bed, no toilet, no light, nothing to do. Make sure they have food so they can't die and have to live standing in their own filth.
Dark, but therapeutic.
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