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(02-19-2018, 09:13 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(02-19-2018, 09:11 PM)Guest Wrote: Umm, I just read somewhere that a 'someone' "could get used to hearing the words "President Pelosi"..."
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The quote is not verbatim..
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I saw that and not surprised.  Eyeroll

It was just so off the rockers delusional! It made me laugh out loud.
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As a home school parent I am often called out by my kids for 'talking to myself', 'No I am not going 'crazy', I tell my kids, 'I am having a parent/teacher conference!'

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I want to ask my next door neighbors if jewish Christmas's last longer because there is a bird that has been very interested lately in using components of thier Christmas wreath that is STILL hanging on their front door all brown and crispy.
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(03-13-2018, 10:44 AM)Mmmkay Ultra Wrote: I want to ask my next door neighbors if jewish Christmas's last longer because there is a bird that has been very interested lately in using components of thier Christmas wreath that is STILL hanging on their front door all brown and crispy.
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Alright already I'll take it down.... but to my defense the guy next door has a fall wreath that's been there for 3 years most of the leaves blew away and it's just a wire skeleton now...
Just let that shit go
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Why are we here? To be born, school,work, die..... then have offspring to do the same?
"Here they defended themselves to the last, those who still had swords using them, and the others resisting with their hands and teeth."Herodotus VII, 225
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I just thought - ahh,, I could go for a couple of beers right now - looked at the clock and it's 2am...

WTF? And in the UK we haven't even fucked with the clocks for DST yet!

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"I don't know everything, I know just enough to know that I know nothing - which is just a little more than those who think they know anything!"
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The cutest little studly dwarf hottie just darted out in front of me as I was exiting tbe Goodwill parking lot and gave me the bird!

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(03-17-2018, 02:42 PM)Mmmkay Ultra Wrote: The cutest little studly dwarf hottie just darted out in front of me as I was exiting tbe Goodwill parking lot and gave me the bird!

Lmao

If that doesn't make anyone's day, I dont know what will. Drinks
If I had better to do.. I'd do it now.. Eyeroll
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(03-13-2018, 10:44 AM)Mmmkay Ultra Wrote: I want to ask my next door neighbors if jewish Christmas's last longer because there is a bird that has been very interested lately in using components of thier Christmas wreath that is STILL hanging on their front door all brown and crispy.
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My next door neighbor still has Christmas lights strung around the porch railing (unlit since end of December), and a wreath hanging by the door.
I think one of the other neighbors finally took the wreath that had been hanging on a plant hanger out front and set it on her porch.
 Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.  Be our protection against the malice and snares of the devil.  We humbly beseech God to command him, And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the Divine Power, thrust into Hell Satan and all the other evil spirits who roam the world seeking the destruction of souls.  Amen.  
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The word “Don’t” is a contraction, meaning “do not”,

..therefore the sentence “Don’t you dare” makes no sense, right?

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