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(03-22-2019, 11:33 PM)Elvis Wrote:
(03-22-2019, 10:06 PM)Catch Wrote: Last night, my daughter told me she's ready to get out on her own. She went apartment browsing today.

So, in about another month, you're all welcome to come live at my house :P

Like an orgy?

1dunno1

I get all the women and...well, you know what that means :P
If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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(03-22-2019, 11:34 PM)Catch Wrote:
(03-22-2019, 11:33 PM)Elvis Wrote:
(03-22-2019, 10:06 PM)Catch Wrote: Last night, my daughter told me she's ready to get out on her own. She went apartment browsing today.

So, in about another month, you're all welcome to come live at my house :P

Like an orgy?

1dunno1

I get all the women and...well, you know what that means :P

You have a big banana?

Chuckle
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The orgys at my house
Chuckle
Whips and flails optional
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fvck that
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On a personal note :

DEAR FUCKING UNIVERSE, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. FOR REALZ.
THAT'D BE FUCKING GREAT!!!

Almost broke my neck.
Almost had to go to the hospital... again.
In pain now, at work.
NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME Angry

*grumbling*

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fvck that
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(Yesterday, 11:17 AM)Miscellaneous Wrote: On a personal note :

DEAR FUCKING UNIVERSE, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. FOR REALZ.
THAT'D BE FUCKING GREAT!!!

Almost broke my neck.
Almost had to go to the hospital... again.
In pain now, at work.
NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME Angry

*grumbling*

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The laws of physics didn't change, but the planet did have a mechanical advantage when something went short in my brain causing a chain reaction...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3isQI0nXQRE

https://youtube.com/watch?v=osLnOljLjRI
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