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#61
(03-04-2019, 04:35 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:29 AM)FallingDown Wrote: I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .

You at Walmart again?

I remember when we made fun of blue light specials at Kmart .






One of my wives was a blue light special..
Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#62
(03-04-2019, 04:43 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:35 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote: You at Walmart again?

I remember when we made fun of blue light specials at Kmart .






One of my wives was a blue light special..

If the first word you hear when you are born are “ Blue light special”.

You might be a redneck .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#63
From Maple Valley no less..

Got apples?

Drinks
Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#64
(03-04-2019, 04:50 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:43 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:35 PM)FallingDown Wrote: I remember when we made fun of blue light specials at Kmart .






One of my wives was a blue light special..

If the first word you hear when you are born are “ Blue light special”.

You might be a redneck .

Peanuts? Popcorn?
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#65
If my laptop was a child it would of been taken from me years ago, today I replaced the keyboard and finally have a g and o again, It's the simple things in life really.
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#66
(03-04-2019, 04:43 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:35 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote: You at Walmart again?

I remember when we made fun of blue light specials at Kmart .






One of my wives was a blue light special..

Did you strangle her under a streetlight ? 1dunno1
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#67
(03-05-2019, 02:22 AM)counterintelligence Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:50 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 04:43 PM)RUSH Wrote: One of my wives was a blue light special..

If the first word you hear  when you are born are “ Blue light special”.

You might be a redneck .

Peanuts?  Popcorn?

Where did Cracker Jack go ? Haven’t seen him in a while .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#68
(03-05-2019, 03:47 AM)dazedb42 Wrote: If my laptop was a child it would of been taken from me years ago, today I replaced the keyboard and finally have a g and o again, It's the simple things in life really.

I’ve read that about four times. I very rarely miss a joke. How about a little help ?
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


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#69
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