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#51
(02-11-2019, 12:08 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 11:50 PM)Catch Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 11:40 PM)Sassy Wrote: I'm on the top 100 funniest one-liners. Go get em on twitter. Good luck.I'll leave you with this.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Chuckle

I thought of you working from home when I posted that.  Chuckle

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If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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#52
(02-11-2019, 12:07 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 11:54 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 11:40 PM)Sassy Wrote: I'm on the top 100 funniest one-liners. Go get em on twitter. Good luck.I'll leave you with this.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

You found my Twitter handle didn’t you? Do me a favor and look at it. I picked up a check mark and I don’t know if it shows .

If you're talking about a blue check - no I don't see one.

I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


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#53
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#54
A hollywood couple gets divorced and then remarried. The divorce didn't work out.
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#55
(02-11-2019, 12:29 AM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:07 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 11:54 PM)FallingDown Wrote: You found my Twitter handle didn’t you? Do me a favor and look at it. I picked up a check mark and I don’t know if it shows .

If you're talking about a blue check - no I don't see one.

I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .

You at Walmart again?
Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#56
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:29 AM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:07 AM)Sassy Wrote: If you're talking about a blue check - no I don't see one.

I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .

You at Walmart again?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun shutup .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#57
(03-04-2019, 02:34 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:29 AM)FallingDown Wrote: I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .

You at Walmart again?

 Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun shutup .

Working from a Walmart special from 2006..

Carry on Private.

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Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#58
I do this ever Re day..



Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#59
I like daylight savings time.

Ham
Copy that..!

Damn where's my pencil?




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#60
(03-04-2019, 02:11 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:29 AM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 12:07 AM)Sassy Wrote: If you're talking about a blue check - no I don't see one.

I should’ve been clearer. I was talking about someone with a blue check following me .

You at Walmart again?

I remember when we made fun of blue light specials at Kmart .





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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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