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#31
(02-10-2019, 09:15 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .

If women like men, why won't they lend them their clothes?
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#32
(02-10-2019, 09:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#33
(02-10-2019, 09:56 PM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.

And you were right . Chuckle

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#34
(02-10-2019, 10:04 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:56 PM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.

And you were right .  Chuckle

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.

Lmao
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#35
(02-10-2019, 09:52 PM)MeaCulpa Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:15 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .

If women like men, why won't they lend them their clothes?

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.


BTW @MeaCulpa You got me with that one. A lot of the time I know the joke I’m telling. Sometimes I partially remember it and have to search for the full joke .

You left me with neither luxury this time.

That one was a full five minute Google search . Chuckle
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#36
Lmao Thinking of some customers I have,

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#37
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#38
My children... Chuckle

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#39
(02-10-2019, 10:23 PM)Sassy Wrote: My children... Chuckle

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#40
(02-10-2019, 09:23 PM)~mc~ Wrote: You people  Facepalm

Chuckle


Think for yourself
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