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#31
(02-10-2019, 10:15 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .

If women like men, why won't they lend them their clothes?
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#32
(02-10-2019, 10:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#33
(02-10-2019, 10:56 PM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 10:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.

And you were right . Chuckle

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#34
(02-10-2019, 11:04 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 10:56 PM)Sassy Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 10:47 PM)Sassy Wrote: Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

@FallingDown you will like this one.

And you were right .  Chuckle

I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy.

Lmao
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#35
(02-10-2019, 10:52 PM)MeaCulpa Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 10:15 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .

If women like men, why won't they lend them their clothes?

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.


BTW @MeaCulpa You got me with that one. A lot of the time I know the joke I’m telling. Sometimes I partially remember it and have to search for the full joke .

You left me with neither luxury this time.

That one was a full five minute Google search . Chuckle
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#36
Lmao Thinking of some customers I have,

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#37
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#38
My children... Chuckle

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#39
(02-10-2019, 11:23 PM)Sassy Wrote: My children... Chuckle

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#40
(02-10-2019, 10:23 PM)~mc~ Wrote: You people  Facepalm

Chuckle

 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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