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#21
Hey Baby!

...are you telepathic? ...because I think I'm thinking what you're thinking

Think for yourself
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#22
It's a dog eat dog world out there,
And I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!

Think for yourself
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#23
(02-10-2019, 09:01 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 08:58 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 05:50 PM)unclelunatic Wrote: Chuckle





If you got time, and haven't heard of Mitch Hedberg, I highly suggest you check him out  Heartflowers

I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.

I called my ex girlfriend a 2 bit whore

She hit me in the head with a sock full of quarters


Anal intercourse is for assholes

If you were hoping to see change...I guess she showed you!
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#24
(02-10-2019, 09:00 PM)Catch Wrote: My flight instructor yelled out that I need to listen to him.

I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation.

It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.

I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the b*tch fell off."


Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#25
(02-10-2019, 09:07 PM)MeaCulpa Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:01 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 08:58 PM)Frigg Wrote: I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.

I called my ex girlfriend a 2 bit whore

She hit me in the head with a sock full of quarters


Anal intercourse is for assholes

If you were hoping to see change...I guess she showed you!

Chuckle


Niiiiice!

Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#26
(02-10-2019, 09:04 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 08:57 PM)Sassy Wrote: Only one I know is  1dunno1

Velcro- the total rip off

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

Awww that's what all the guys say. Chuckle
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#27
(02-10-2019, 09:05 PM)Frigg Wrote: Hey Baby!

...are you telepathic? ...because I think I'm thinking what you're thinking

Hey baby you’re pretty. I would drink your bathwater and give you a ring .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#28
You people Facepalm

Chuckle
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#29
(02-10-2019, 09:07 PM)Frigg Wrote: It's a dog eat dog world out there,
And I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!

Did you know Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#30
Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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