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#21
Hey Baby!

...are you telepathic? ...because I think I'm thinking what you're thinking
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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#22
It's a dog eat dog world out there,
And I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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#23
(02-10-2019, 10:01 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:58 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 06:50 PM)unclelunatic Wrote: Chuckle





If you got time, and haven't heard of Mitch Hedberg, I highly suggest you check him out  Heartflowers

I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.

I called my ex girlfriend a 2 bit whore

She hit me in the head with a sock full of quarters


Anal intercourse is for assholes

If you were hoping to see change...I guess she showed you!
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#24
(02-10-2019, 10:00 PM)Catch Wrote: My flight instructor yelled out that I need to listen to him.

I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation.

It was only when I bought a motorbike that I found out that adrenaline is brown.

I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the b*tch fell off."


Isn't it weird how when a cop drives by you feel paranoid instead of protected.
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#25
(02-10-2019, 10:07 PM)MeaCulpa Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 10:01 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:58 PM)Frigg Wrote: I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.

I called my ex girlfriend a 2 bit whore

She hit me in the head with a sock full of quarters


Anal intercourse is for assholes

If you were hoping to see change...I guess she showed you!

Chuckle


Niiiiice!

Never try to understand a woman.

Women understand women and they hate each other .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#26
(02-10-2019, 10:04 PM)FallingDown Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:57 PM)Sassy Wrote: Only one I know is  1dunno1

Velcro- the total rip off

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

Awww that's what all the guys say. Chuckle
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#27
(02-10-2019, 10:05 PM)Frigg Wrote: Hey Baby!

...are you telepathic? ...because I think I'm thinking what you're thinking

Hey baby you’re pretty. I would drink your bathwater and give you a ring .
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#28
You people Facepalm

Chuckle
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#29
(02-10-2019, 10:07 PM)Frigg Wrote: It's a dog eat dog world out there,
And I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!

Did you know Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud?
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


FD





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#30
Chuckle

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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