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I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels.
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total agreement makes you copy paste “


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#12
(02-06-2019, 06:52 PM)FallingDown Wrote: I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels.

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#13
The blaze was put out before any more damage could be done by the fire department.

I bought a watch for my sister, a cheap looking thing.

I've been in love with the same woman for over 50 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

She said come on over nobody's here. I went over. Nobody was there.
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#14
(02-10-2019, 09:33 PM)counterintelligence Wrote: The blaze was put out before any more damage could be done by the fire department.

I bought a watch for my sister, a cheap looking thing.

I've been in love with the same woman for over 50 years.  If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

She said come on over nobody's here.  I went over.  Nobody was there.

Did the watch make her look better?
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#15
(02-10-2019, 09:44 PM)MeaCulpa Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 09:33 PM)counterintelligence Wrote: The blaze was put out before any more damage could be done by the fire department.

I bought a watch for my sister, a cheap looking thing.

I've been in love with the same woman for over 50 years.  If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me.

She said come on over nobody's here.  I went over.  Nobody was there.

Did the watch make her look better?

If she could just read time...
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#16
Only one I know is 1dunno1

Velcro- the total rip off
Q abbreviations thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_anon_abb...#pid399767
Q drops- All the Q posts in one place - https://qanon.pub/  The Coming Storm- https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7- Q Tentacles thread- https://the-fringe.com/thread-q_tentacle...s?page=234  
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#17
(02-06-2019, 06:50 PM)unclelunatic Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 06:47 PM)Citizen37082 Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 06:33 PM)unclelunatic Wrote: My belt holds up my pants and my pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck's really going on down there? Who is the real hero?

Jptdknpa i've  got asthma now. OMG This one's going in my quotes folder ROFLMAO!!!

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If you got time, and haven't heard of Mitch Hedberg, I highly suggest you check him out  Heartflowers

I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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#18
My flight instructor yelled out that I need to listen to him.

I thought that was a strange way to start a conversation.
If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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#19
(02-10-2019, 09:58 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 06:50 PM)unclelunatic Wrote:
(02-06-2019, 06:47 PM)Citizen37082 Wrote: Jptdknpa i've  got asthma now. OMG This one's going in my quotes folder ROFLMAO!!!

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If you got time, and haven't heard of Mitch Hedberg, I highly suggest you check him out  Heartflowers

I think this guy could have been HUGE!

He was truly original and very funny. Bruises and all.

Way too soon gone.

I called my ex girlfriend a 2 bit whore

She hit me in the head with a sock full of quarters


Anal intercourse is for assholes
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


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#20
(02-10-2019, 09:57 PM)Sassy Wrote: Only one I know is  1dunno1

Velcro- the total rip off

If you were a triangle youd be acute one.
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“An opposing view makes you think
total agreement makes you copy paste “


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