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#12
(07-11-2018, 04:50 AM)Cinnamon Wrote: Says in a deep southern accent:

"There's a herd of wild basketballs in the pasture."

I just imagined you saying that in a southern accent Jptdknpa

Save the horses!!!!!!!!

Glad you stopped by. I hope you are doing well. Perhaps a horseback ride or two will help you clear your mind.......
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(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:46 AM)Guitar Doc Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 05:07 AM)DarkKnightNomeD Wrote: Wisest advise I ever imparted on you Jokers. Even with CS - hehe

"If you want something you don't have, you must hand over something you do have."


Just give your power to me.

Your responsible for your own responses.

I'm just nice to people, they give me whatever I need. I can't imagine what they would give me if I had a good set of tits and an nice ass to match my most winning smile.....Oh, my wife has told me what they would likely offer to give me.... good lord.

Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

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(07-11-2018, 05:07 AM)DarkKnightNomeD Wrote: Wisest advise I ever imparted on you Jokers. Even with CS - hehe

"If you want something you don't have, you must hand over something you do have."

Just give your power to me.

Your responsible for your own responses.

What a load of bullshit.

Bend over I'll give you some power... Lmao
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:46 AM)Guitar Doc Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 05:07 AM)DarkKnightNomeD Wrote: Wisest advise I ever imparted on you Jokers. Even with CS - hehe

"If you want something you don't have, you must hand over something you do have."


Just give your power to me.

Your responsible for your own responses.

I'm just nice to people, they give me whatever I need. I can't imagine what they would give me if I had a good set of tits and an nice ass to match my most winning smile.....Oh, my wife has told me what they would likely offer to give me.... good lord.

Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

I'm rich I'm good looking and I have a rapist wit.
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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(07-11-2018, 06:01 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:46 AM)Guitar Doc Wrote: I'm just nice to people, they give me whatever I need. I can't imagine what they would give me if I had a good set of tits and an nice ass to match my most winning smile.....Oh, my wife has told me what they would likely offer to give me.... good lord.

Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

I'm rich I'm good looking and I have a rapist wit.

You sound like you have a large penis too..

Chuckle
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(07-11-2018, 05:54 PM)ElectricBlue Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:46 AM)Guitar Doc Wrote: I'm just nice to people, they give me whatever I need. I can't imagine what they would give me if I had a good set of tits and an nice ass to match my most winning smile.....Oh, my wife has told me what they would likely offer to give me.... good lord.

Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

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Dear Winter,
I am breaking up with you.
I think it is time I start seeing other seasons.

p.s. Summer is hotter than you
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(07-11-2018, 06:01 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:46 AM)Guitar Doc Wrote: I'm just nice to people, they give me whatever I need. I can't imagine what they would give me if I had a good set of tits and an nice ass to match my most winning smile.....Oh, my wife has told me what they would likely offer to give me.... good lord.

Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

I'm rich I'm good looking and I have a rapist wit.

Should you change "rapist" to "rapier"? Just trying to help overcome autocorrect.
"rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys will save the nation".....last one

"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself"......grandpa

"I'm nobody's slave, I'm nobody's master"........John Kay 1970

"Ain't good lookin'. but you know I ain't shy.  Ain't afraid to look a girl in the eye"......Bob Seger 1969

"We put our faith in maniacs".....Lemmy

"Gonna strut like a cock till I'm 99".......Grand Funk Railroad
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(07-11-2018, 06:01 PM)Frigg Wrote: I'm rich I'm good looking and I have a rapist wit.

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"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(07-11-2018, 06:01 PM)ElectricBlue Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 06:01 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(07-11-2018, 12:00 PM)Deplorably Nameless Wrote: Men shouldn't sell themselves short.

A good looking man with a nice smile and a decent brain in his head can get very far in life.

 Heartflowers

I'm rich I'm good looking and I have a rapist wit.

You sound like you have a large penis too..

Chuckle

If by 8 and three quarter inches and the girth of a maglight handle.. you mean big, then.....

Guilty as charged your honor.
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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