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ST. LOUIS, MO – The Siamese Kangaroo that has been stalking Kanye West for the last month showed up at Kanye’s Sunday Service in St. Louis on, Saturday, October 5th.

The Siamese Kangaroo is focusing on Kanye like a laser. Though nobody is quite sure why SK has decided he needs to keep an eye on Kanye, some closest to Siamese Kangaroo believe that Kanye said something when he was on tour in Australia that really ticked him off.

“That damn Siamese Kangaroo has a nasty temper. And he’s ripped!”, said Ian Brelow from Perth. “He can knockout Kanye with one punch.” Brelow feels that Kanye said “the wrong thing” to the kangaroo when he was on his Yeezus tour in Australia back in 2014. Kanye had gone to visit the Siamese Kangaroo at the zoo and really rubbed SK the wrong way. “Kanye went right up to him and started rapping in his face. Siamese Kangaroo was not amused,” added Brelow.
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(10-09-2019, 11:32 AM)Lily Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 11:26 AM)Hamburger Wagon Wrote: Not to be crude, but it is really hard to poke it in the pooper without some kind of lube unless you a re hung like  a gnat or the chick has a blown out pooper.

It would take A LOT of force.

Actually I believe you did mean to be crude.

Since you posted this publicly I will as well. Never correct me and reprimand me assuming you now what my intentions are with a post.

Strange Candy does that shit. I was trying to make a point that it is not easy to anally rape someone. It is brutal and I doubt pansy Lauer is that brutal.
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When it comes to Matt Lauer we all need to remember that Hillary Clinton ordered that he be destroyed. I refuse to believe any accusations against him now because of that.
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(10-09-2019, 01:39 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote: When it comes to Matt Lauer we all need to remember that Hillary Clinton ordered that he be destroyed. I refuse to believe any accusations against him now because of that.

Ah, I missed that part of it. It does seem something that witch would do. I can only imagine what hell awaits that scum when she finally tips over.
"One shitty decision away from disaster"
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(10-09-2019, 01:42 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 01:39 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote: When it comes to Matt Lauer we all need to remember that Hillary Clinton ordered that he be destroyed. I refuse to believe any accusations against him now because of that.

Ah, I missed that part of it. It does seem something that witch would do. I can only imagine what hell awaits that scum when she finally tips over.

Some people even blame Lauer for costing her the election. There are many women who will say anything to harm the man just because of that alone. Matt Lauer always seemed like a nice enough guy to me. I think he deserves a fair hearing.
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(10-09-2019, 01:48 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 01:42 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 01:39 PM)Pope Trollalotta Wrote: When it comes to Matt Lauer we all need to remember that Hillary Clinton ordered that he be destroyed. I refuse to believe any accusations against him now because of that.

Ah, I missed that part of it. It does seem something that witch would do. I can only imagine what hell awaits that scum when she finally tips over.

Some people even blame Lauer for costing her the election. There are many women who will say anything to harm the man just because of that alone. Matt Lauer always seemed like a nice enough guy to me. I think he deserves a fair hearing.

Everybody deserves a fair hearing, I agree with that. Without proof, it's all hearsay.
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(10-09-2019, 01:12 PM)Hamburger Wagon Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 11:32 AM)Lily Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 11:26 AM)Hamburger Wagon Wrote: Not to be crude, but it is really hard to poke it in the pooper without some kind of lube unless you a re hung like  a gnat or the chick has a blown out pooper.

It would take A LOT of force.

Actually I believe you did mean to be crude.

Since you posted this publicly I will as well.  Never correct me and reprimand me assuming you now what my intentions are with a post.

Strange Candy does that shit.  I was trying to make a point that it is not easy to anally rape someone.   It is brutal and I doubt pansy Lauer is that brutal.

I never reprimanded or corrected you just stated my opinion on the delivery. If you want to continue this discussion, shoot me a PM, I do not want to derail the thread.
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(10-09-2019, 02:06 PM)Lily Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 01:12 PM)Hamburger Wagon Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 11:32 AM)Lily Wrote: Actually I believe you did mean to be crude.

Since you posted this publicly I will as well.  Never correct me and reprimand me assuming you now what my intentions are with a post.

Strange Candy does that shit.  I was trying to make a point that it is not easy to anally rape someone.   It is brutal and I doubt pansy Lauer is that brutal.

I never reprimanded or corrected you just stated my opinion on the delivery. If you want to continue this discussion, shoot me a PM, I do not want to derail the thread.

Hell, a Lobster Boy thread can go to Mars and back on one page! Eve Chuckle Eve
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(10-09-2019, 02:09 PM)Lobster Boy Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 02:06 PM)Lily Wrote:
(10-09-2019, 01:12 PM)Hamburger Wagon Wrote: Since you posted this publicly I will as well.  Never correct me and reprimand me assuming you now what my intentions are with a post.

Strange Candy does that shit.  I was trying to make a point that it is not easy to anally rape someone.   It is brutal and I doubt pansy Lauer is that brutal.

I never reprimanded or corrected you just stated my opinion on the delivery. If you want to continue this discussion, shoot me a PM, I do not want to derail the thread.

Hell, a Lobster Boy thread can go to Mars and back on one page!  Eve  Chuckle  Eve

And in the toilet and out the sewer along the way.
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