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#31
(01-29-2019, 06:32 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!"   Yeah3  Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

   - (Your Name)

Ham
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#32
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

I think the words have to come from you to be honest.

Some advice for you my friend...remember, only the dreamer can change the dream. I say take the chance, risk the shot. Send the flowers. Sign your name.

Change the dream my friend...

Heartflowers
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#33
Make her laugh and send her flours.

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#34
(01-29-2019, 01:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

Facepalm Chuckle
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#35
(01-28-2019, 07:25 PM)PickleSnout Wrote:
(01-28-2019, 07:18 PM)LucyBarnable Wrote:
(01-28-2019, 07:12 PM)PickleSnout Wrote: NOOOOoOoOoOOooooo! Those were my favorite. I love nekko wafers too. Tissue

Here ya go:

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MAKE CANDY GREAT AGAIN!
https://patriotdepot.com/trump-hearts-va...day-candy/

Lmao
These should say:

MAGA

Got
Wall

Shut
 It
Down

Fake
News

Red
Hats

 4
More

and dont forget one named

Qanon
Bound to
This flesh
This guise
This mask
This dream
Wake up remember
We are born of one breath
One word
We are all one spark
Sun becoming


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#36
(01-29-2019, 02:08 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

Jptdknpa




See? That's why I asked the girls.    Facepalm

Chuckle I wish I could help. I'm not a normal girl. Romantical stuff has never worked on me. I don't care about the writing on cards, not at this age anyway.

Give me food and I'm yours. Chuckle
I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

Debauchery
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#37
(01-29-2019, 01:38 PM)Debauchery Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:08 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote: Send her a naked picture of yourself

Jptdknpa




See? That's why I asked the girls.    Facepalm

Chuckle I wish I could help. I'm not a normal girl. Romantical stuff has never worked on me. I don't care about the writing on cards, not at this age anyway.

Give me food and I'm yours.  Chuckle

*deletes PM after working on it for two hours and checks online to see who delivers in Indiana*

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#38
(01-29-2019, 01:52 PM)Catch Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:38 PM)Debauchery Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:08 AM)Legion Wrote: Jptdknpa




See? That's why I asked the girls.    Facepalm

Chuckle I wish I could help. I'm not a normal girl. Romantical stuff has never worked on me. I don't care about the writing on cards, not at this age anyway.

Give me food and I'm yours.  Chuckle

*deletes PM after working on it for two hours and checks online to see who delivers in Indiana*

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Chuckle

I'll take an edible arrangements bouquet or 100 chocolate covered strawberries, please and thank you. Lmao
I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

Debauchery
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#39
(01-29-2019, 01:56 PM)Debauchery Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:52 PM)Catch Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:38 PM)Debauchery Wrote: Chuckle I wish I could help. I'm not a normal girl. Romantical stuff has never worked on me. I don't care about the writing on cards, not at this age anyway.

Give me food and I'm yours.  Chuckle

*deletes PM after working on it for two hours and checks online to see who delivers in Indiana*

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Chuckle

I'll take an edible arrangements bouquet or 100 chocolate covered strawberries, please and thank you.  Lmao

My co-workers sent my daughter a dozen assorted chocolate covered strawberries for her birthday last year. I can see why you ask for them...they were amazing!

Heartflowers
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#40
(01-29-2019, 01:58 PM)Catch Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:56 PM)Debauchery Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:52 PM)Catch Wrote: *deletes PM after working on it for two hours and checks online to see who delivers in Indiana*

Facepalm

Chuckle

I'll take an edible arrangements bouquet or 100 chocolate covered strawberries, please and thank you.  Lmao

My co-workers sent my daughter a dozen assorted chocolate covered strawberries for her birthday last year. I can see why you ask for them...they were amazing!

Heartflowers

I'm such a pig when it comes to those. I will eat them til they make me sick if someone doesn't stop me lol.
I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.

Debauchery
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