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#31
(01-29-2019, 03:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:25 AM)Sassy Wrote: Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

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#32
(01-29-2019, 03:13 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 03:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:26 AM)Sassy Wrote: Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

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don't listen to @Sassy , send her a naked picture of yourself

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#33
(01-29-2019, 07:32 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!"   Yeah3  Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

   - (Your Name)

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#34
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Thinking
I'm not a poem person, but...
A love poem of some merit.
followed by the thinking of you, you're special etc bit, as the close.
The poem has to be killer though.
Something like this would touch me. That he made the effort.

I'd scour the internet and find a good one if I were you.

How to sign it though...
Your secret admirer seems tacky...

How about
Yours ever more...
Yours faithfully...
I'm naked on the rug by the fire

Too much....
Dunno
Chuckle
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#35
(01-29-2019, 02:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

The girls must bang down your door daily...
Godzilla c*ck. Dick pics.
So romantic Eyeroll
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#36
(01-29-2019, 07:32 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!"   Yeah3  Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

   - (Your Name)

*points*
This is not the poem
I guarantee you "tongue like a cow" never got a woman hot...
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#37
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I've got bunches of these....
You know I do
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#38
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

I think the words have to come from you to be honest.

Some advice for you my friend...remember, only the dreamer can change the dream. I say take the chance, risk the shot. Send the flowers. Sign your name.

Change the dream my friend...

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#39
Make her laugh and send her flours.

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#40
(01-29-2019, 02:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

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