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(01-29-2019, 02:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

Jptdknpa




See? That's why I asked the girls. Facepalm
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(01-29-2019, 02:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:25 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy Hugs
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(01-29-2019, 03:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:25 AM)Sassy Wrote: Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy    Hugs

don't listen to @Sassy , send her a naked picture of yourself
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(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!" Yeah3 Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

- (Your Name)
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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I dedicate this song to MC ...

Pay close attention to the words to this you smokin hott Toddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYtOfJaj1NA

Frigg's the Boom KING!!
 

"Since I entered politics, I have chiefly had men's views confided to me privately.
Some of the biggest men in the U.S., in the field of commerce and manufacturing, are afraid of somebody, are afraid of something.
They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful,
so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better
not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it."
-Woodrow Wilson (1856-1924)28th President of the United States
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(01-29-2019, 07:32 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!"   Yeah3  Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

   - (Your Name)



You see this is exactly why I asked the girls. Slap

Us boys really don't share a clue between us. Chuckle
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