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#21
(01-29-2019, 01:31 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Send her a naked picture of yourself

Jptdknpa




See? That's why I asked the girls. Facepalm
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#22
(01-29-2019, 01:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:25 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy Hugs
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#23
(01-29-2019, 02:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:25 AM)Sassy Wrote: Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy    Hugs

don't listen to @Sassy , send her a naked picture of yourself
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(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!" Yeah3 Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

- (Your Name)

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.
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#27
I dedicate this song to MC ...

Pay close attention to the words to this you smokin hott Toddy!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYtOfJaj1NA

Frigg's the Boom KING!!

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.
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#28
(01-29-2019, 06:32 AM)Frigg Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:22 AM)Legion Wrote: Some advice is needed from our lovely Fringettes.

I've got the biggest crush on this girl but we're from different worlds ... sigh. (Her sister knows & always has a 'I know but you don't know that I know' smirk)
She's single but she keeps me at arms length behind a facade of indifference. I'm a realist .... sigh.

She's a real sweetheart & I intend to send her flowers, anonymously, just to let her know that she's special.

What do I write on the card girls?

Verbatim...

"I've got a tongue like a cow that will make you go...WOW!!"   Yeah3  Yeah3

I don't care if you don't want me... I'm Yours... Right now.

All I need to know ,is in the morning... Shall I call you or nudge you?

I'm good for more than just a fine meal.

   - (Your Name)



You see this is exactly why I asked the girls. Slap

Us boys really don't share a clue between us. Chuckle
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#29
(01-29-2019, 02:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:26 AM)Sassy Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:25 AM)Sassy Wrote: Exactly that. " I just want to let you know you are special"

Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy    Hugs

You're welcome! Heartflowers
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#30
(01-29-2019, 02:13 AM)Winter Steelheader Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 02:11 AM)Legion Wrote:
(01-29-2019, 01:26 AM)Sassy Wrote: Or " To a special person on a special day. Happy Valentines Day"

Now why didn't I think of that when it was right under my nose? (When it comes to girls, boys are dumb, lol)

Thanks @Sassy    Hugs

don't listen to @Sassy , send her a naked picture of yourself

Facepalm
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