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i'm off to work. see you all later. Chuckle
i'm curious about the lessons life taught you all. :D
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My lessons:


Don’t be willing to cross an ocean for someone that wouldn't step over a puddle for you.

Stop watering dead plants
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(02-15-2018, 03:10 AM)flipper666 Wrote: i'm off to work. see you all later. Chuckle
i'm curious about the lessons life taught you all. :D

Eff you.. call in sick..

Chuckle
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(02-15-2018, 03:10 AM)flipper666 Wrote: i'm off to work. see you all later. Chuckle
i'm curious about the lessons life taught you all. :D

Call in with anal glaucoma.

"I just can't see my ass coming into work today." Chuckle
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(02-15-2018, 03:16 AM)~mc~ Wrote: My lessons:


Don’t be willing to cross an ocean for someone the wouldnt step over a puddle for you.

Stop watering dead plants

Profound !! Short and sweet !! Yeah3
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#6
Hit and run thread.

Start shit and leave me hanging. I ain't lernt nuthin yet.

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Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

5. All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the fire hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few...

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

16. It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.

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Ive learned that most people are really fucking dumb when it comes down to It, and they're led around by their dumbness and emotions.

And I've learned to carefully choose which ones I interact with.
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Life is hard. It is even harder when you are stupid.
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(02-15-2018, 05:00 AM)Guest Wrote: Ive learned that most people are really fucking dumb when it comes down to It, and they're led around by their dumbness and emotions.

And I've learned to carefully choose which ones I interact with.

But yet here you are. Took the time to post on three threads how dumb we are.

Thank you for your concern. Heartflowers
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