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It Snowed Last Night so I made a Snowman...
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Copied. But worth sharing.

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all because of snowflakes.
When you find the truth, cut it out with a razor blade
When you distribute, choose your voice like a hand grenade

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#2
Chuckle
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#3
1dunno1 Scream1 Band2 Fqrajiak Weednana
Aaahhh
It’s a sad state of affairs when humans have no choice but to seek information from the grey area either side of the line between fiction and non-fiction, because once-legitimate sources of information such as mainstream news have become so perverted that they are no longer relevant to human society. However, like it or not, that is the world we all currently live in .
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#4
Pin this shit, because it's the truth what the world is becoming
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(12-06-2018, 10:13 AM)Monk Wrote: that is fantastic did you come up with that on your own, or is that something you read somewhere else?

Pin this shit, because it's the truth what the world is becoming

It's old but damned appropriate.
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#6
Just be careful not to make any snow angels.
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” -- G-man, Half-Life 2.
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#7
PPMR...
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(12-06-2018, 12:04 PM)Screaming Yellow Zonkers Wrote: Pictures, or it didn't happen

Slap
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#9
Hard to tell whether this is sarcasm or an Amerkin news story without a link!!
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#10
The Revenge Of The Snowflakes!

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