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(09-20-2018, 08:32 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 07:44 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 06:33 PM)Jostler Wrote: OCCIFER??!  I'm NOT under the alchafluence of incholhol like some thinkle peep I am!

Nah, I never get that shitty. (mostly)

I like to play the role of drunkard.

I did drink 17 7.0% I.PA. beers tho. ( I woulda drank 18 but one rolled under the desk)

I was celebrating.

I managed a whole five half liter bottles of Parkbrau Pirminator dopplebock beer one time...about 14% alchohol.  :)   I woke up in a ditch...first morning at my first duty station in Germany :)   I got initiated good :)  I guess to be fair, I had about 5 Buttwipers at the Rod and Gun Club before those jerks took me out into the wild, wild Pfalzerwald

That's how you do.

Just as an aside, reminds me of 40 OZ Extra Gold back when.
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(09-20-2018, 09:13 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 08:32 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 07:44 PM)VonLud Wrote: Nah, I never get that shitty. (mostly)

I like to play the role of drunkard.

I did drink 17 7.0% I.PA. beers tho. ( I woulda drank 18 but one rolled under the desk)

I was celebrating.

I managed a whole five half liter bottles of Parkbrau Pirminator dopplebock beer one time...about 14% alchohol.  :)   I woke up in a ditch...first morning at my first duty station in Germany :)   I got initiated good :)  I guess to be fair, I had about 5 Buttwipers at the Rod and Gun Club before those jerks took me out into the wild, wild Pfalzerwald

That's how you do.

Just as an aside, reminds me of 40 OZ Extra Gold back when.

I got the lid off the sixth. Does that count? :)
A mountain tree, if it would see, the far horizon and the stars;  May never know a sheltered place, nor grow symmetrical in grace;  Such trees must battle doggedly, the blasts and bear the scars.

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(09-20-2018, 09:20 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 09:13 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 08:32 PM)Jostler Wrote: I managed a whole five half liter bottles of Parkbrau Pirminator dopplebock beer one time...about 14% alchohol.  :)   I woke up in a ditch...first morning at my first duty station in Germany :)   I got initiated good :)  I guess to be fair, I had about 5 Buttwipers at the Rod and Gun Club before those jerks took me out into the wild, wild Pfalzerwald

That's how you do.

Just as an aside, reminds me of 40 OZ Extra Gold back when.

I got the lid off the sixth.  Does that count?  :)

In that case you have to lie on the floor and we pour the rest in your mouth.

Keep swallowin
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(09-20-2018, 10:06 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 09:20 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 09:13 PM)VonLud Wrote: That's how you do.

Just as an aside, reminds me of 40 OZ Extra Gold back when.

I got the lid off the sixth.  Does that count?  :)

Keep swallowin

Don't want to get it on your face, right?
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(09-20-2018, 11:39 PM)Walk Softly Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 10:06 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 09:20 PM)Jostler Wrote: I got the lid off the sixth.  Does that count?  :)

Keep swallowin

Don't want to get it on your face, right?

I imagine if they'd done that (or maybe they did?) I'd have done a good imitation of Old Faithful. Now that I think on it, I kinda smelled like maybe I did when I woke up. It's all kinda fuzzy...

I remember waking up and there were these dark streaks running before my eyes....like...sideways. Turned out it was grass. When I heard a car go by I kinda started figuring out where I was..at least in a very local sense. When I stood up....I was lost as last year's easter egg again. Took me four hours to find my way back to the Kaserne :)
A mountain tree, if it would see, the far horizon and the stars;  May never know a sheltered place, nor grow symmetrical in grace;  Such trees must battle doggedly, the blasts and bear the scars.

Marion Loyal Thompson
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(09-20-2018, 11:59 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 11:39 PM)Walk Softly Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 10:06 PM)VonLud Wrote: Keep swallowin

Don't want to get it on your face, right?

I imagine if they'd done that (or maybe they did?) I'd have done a good imitation of Old Faithful.  Now that I think on it, I kinda smelled like maybe I did when I woke up.  It's all kinda fuzzy...

I remember waking up and there were these dark streaks running before my eyes....like...sideways.  Turned out it was grass.  When I heard a car go by I kinda started figuring out  where I was..at least in a very local sense.  When I stood up....I was lost as last year's easter egg again.   Took me four hours to find my way back to the Kaserne :)

Lol! I've had some rough nights like that.

One time I passed out in a sandbox, which may as well have been a giant fire ant hill. That was a miserable week or so.
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(09-21-2018, 12:04 AM)Walk Softly Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 11:59 PM)Jostler Wrote:
(09-20-2018, 11:39 PM)Walk Softly Wrote: Don't want to get it on your face, right?

I imagine if they'd done that (or maybe they did?) I'd have done a good imitation of Old Faithful.  Now that I think on it, I kinda smelled like maybe I did when I woke up.  It's all kinda fuzzy...

I remember waking up and there were these dark streaks running before my eyes....like...sideways.  Turned out it was grass.  When I heard a car go by I kinda started figuring out  where I was..at least in a very local sense.  When I stood up....I was lost as last year's easter egg again.   Took me four hours to find my way back to the Kaserne :)

Lol!  I've had some rough nights like that.

One time I passed out in a sandbox, which may as well have been a giant fire ant hill.  That was a miserable week or so.

ooooooh...that's lame :)

hahah....that morning (I was a freshly minted PV2 at the time) my soon to be section leader Staff Sergeant saw me come stumbling through the gate.  And ran at me like a freight train.  I still had half my face caked with mud and one side sopping wet...a total mess.  He chewed my ass up one side and down the other all the way up to my room on the third floor and told me I had five minutes to be standing tall in the CO's office.

I had *intended* to come in early and shine boots and iron a uniform.  Duffel bag still unpacked...I ended up looking like I crawled out of a wrinkle bag with boots shined with hershey bars.

I ran across the street ...terrified...knocked on the CO's door and there sat the nasty Staff Sergeant, my platoon Sergeant I'd never met, the First Sergeant and a glowering Company Commander.

Then the chewing came hard and fast from every one  of them at the same time.  After about 5 solid minutes  of straining to avoid soiling myself, the Captain yelled for everyone to shut up and gave me another 5 minutes of very intimate, very loud personal attention.  Especially since I forgot to shave.

About the time I feared I was a dead man, the lot  of them burst into laughter.  Then I *really* got scared.

Finally they had pity on my knocking knees and the Captain smiled and said "Son, this German beer is not what you're used to.  Don't get sucked in again.  Hit the barracks, get some rest and I'll see you  at PT at 0530.  DISMISSED!"

It turns out that was a normal thing to do to new arrivals :)   I never did anything close to it again.

Edit: well...not on a work night anyway :)
A mountain tree, if it would see, the far horizon and the stars;  May never know a sheltered place, nor grow symmetrical in grace;  Such trees must battle doggedly, the blasts and bear the scars.

Marion Loyal Thompson
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