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Friends glue 10 dildos to a man back while he was sleeping!!!
#41
This was fun, but unpinning for real now. I just can't risk having "pinned a dildo thread" on my resume Chuckle
If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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#42
(02-10-2019, 06:23 PM)Catch Wrote: This was fun, but unpinning for real now. I just can't risk having "pinned a dildo thread" on my resume Chuckle

I think it goes on mine... 1dunno1
Fuck That Shit!
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#43
that is some funny shit. If someone did that to me however I would lube a dildo with gorilla glue and shove it up their ass for payback.
I wish you a love that's pure
And a happiness that's true
All that you've wanted and more
Divine abandonment
But my beautiful friend most of all
I wish I could see you again

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#44
(02-10-2019, 06:52 PM)Nekro Wrote: that is some funny shit. If someone did that to me however I would lube a dildo with gorilla glue and shove it up their ass for payback.

The word "Friends" in the title is purely subjective, They filmed him and posted it yet drove him to Emerg...
ANY ONE doing shit like that to me better.. Hiding3
Fuck That Shit!
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#45
(02-10-2019, 06:18 PM)Hazmat Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:14 PM)Catch Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:12 PM)Hazmat Wrote: The guys a walking Sybian,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sybian
He should avail himself to the the locals

He could make a fortune renting himself out to parties.

"Ladies Night"?

Rent himself out as the seating at Elton John's next dinner party.
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#46
Oh shit, funniest thing yet. I nearly lost a mouthful of tea on this one!

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That's funny  Chuckle
If you have to fight, fight like the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark. And brother, it's starting to rain...

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#47
(02-10-2019, 06:58 PM)Hazmat Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:52 PM)Nekro Wrote: that is some funny shit. If someone did that to me however I would lube a dildo with gorilla glue and shove it up their ass for payback.

The word "Friends" in the title is purely subjective, They filmed him and posted it yet drove him to Emerg...
ANY ONE doing shit like that to me better.. Hiding3

with friends like that who needs enemies 1dunno1

I just never liked dumb shit like that.
I had a friend in high school who was a senior when I was a freshman.
One day on way home on bus he told everyone that when we got off the bus stop he was gonna knee me in thigh and give me a charliehorse. Well I got off the bus 1st took a right and walked 10 feet and turned around with him coming at me all laughing...pulled out my butterfly nkife and I stuck him in the thigh. Everyone on the bus laughed (at him) Luckily I didnt get it in deep. But he never even mentioned fucking with me again. Lmao
I wish you a love that's pure
And a happiness that's true
All that you've wanted and more
Divine abandonment
But my beautiful friend most of all
I wish I could see you again

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#48
(02-10-2019, 07:12 PM)Catch Wrote: Oh shit, funniest thing yet. I nearly lost a mouthful of tea on this one!

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That's funny  Chuckle

Jptdknpa Jptdknpa Jptdknpa
I wish you a love that's pure
And a happiness that's true
All that you've wanted and more
Divine abandonment
But my beautiful friend most of all
I wish I could see you again

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#49
(02-10-2019, 07:14 PM)Nekro Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:58 PM)Hazmat Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:52 PM)Nekro Wrote: that is some funny shit. If someone did that to me however I would lube a dildo with gorilla glue and shove it up their ass for payback.

The word "Friends" in the title is purely subjective, They filmed him and posted it yet drove him to Emerg...
ANY ONE doing shit like that to me better.. Hiding3

with friends like that who needs enemies  1dunno1

I just never liked dumb shit like that.
I had a friend in high school who was a senior when I was a freshman.
One day on way home on bus he told everyone that when we got off the bus stop he was gonna knee me in thigh and give me a charliehorse. Well I got off the bus 1st took a right and walked 10 feet and turned around with him coming at me all laughing...pulled out my butterfly nkife and I stuck him in the thigh. Everyone on the bus laughed (at him) Luckily I didnt get it in deep. But he never even mentioned fucking with me again.  Lmao

that's really psycho. Hiding3
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#50
(02-10-2019, 07:16 PM)PinkInside Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 07:14 PM)Nekro Wrote:
(02-10-2019, 06:58 PM)Hazmat Wrote: The word "Friends" in the title is purely subjective, They filmed him and posted it yet drove him to Emerg...
ANY ONE doing shit like that to me better.. Hiding3

with friends like that who needs enemies  1dunno1

I just never liked dumb shit like that.
I had a friend in high school who was a senior when I was a freshman.
One day on way home on bus he told everyone that when we got off the bus stop he was gonna knee me in thigh and give me a charliehorse. Well I got off the bus 1st took a right and walked 10 feet and turned around with him coming at me all laughing...pulled out my butterfly nkife and I stuck him in the thigh. Everyone on the bus laughed (at him) Luckily I didnt get it in deep. But he never even mentioned fucking with me again.  Lmao

that's really psycho.  Hiding3

I was defending myself. and it was 1986 I believe when you could do shit that didnt get overblown.
I never stabbed anyone ever again though. 1st and only time. 1dunno1
I wish you a love that's pure
And a happiness that's true
All that you've wanted and more
Divine abandonment
But my beautiful friend most of all
I wish I could see you again

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