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Four Banks Later I finally Got My Giirl's Birthday Present.
#1
That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow... Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?
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#2
(08-09-2018, 11:49 PM)Road Glide Wrote: That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow...  Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?

The only human interaction they get besides work is a smart phone. They wouldn't know a joke if it slapped them in the face. Plus it takes a certain level of intelligence to understand a joke so there's that.
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(08-09-2018, 11:49 PM)Road Glide Wrote: That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow...  Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?

Were these $2 bill Silver Certificates? Those are from way back in time. You might look them over.
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#4
You sure you weren't Looking for 3 dollar bills?


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(08-09-2018, 11:57 PM)phxsparks Wrote:
(08-09-2018, 11:49 PM)Road Glide Wrote: That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow...  Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?

Were these $2 bill Silver Certificates?  Those are from way back in time.  You might look them over.

Doubt it because I have no idea what that is. Something I should look into?
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(08-09-2018, 11:58 PM)Highlander Wrote: You sure you weren't Looking for 3 dollar bills?


Chuckle  Chuckle

lol

3 dollar bills would be awesome, they need Obama's face on them though. Chuckle
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#7
I would be happy to have just one of these.
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(08-10-2018, 12:02 AM)Road Glide Wrote:
(08-09-2018, 11:57 PM)phxsparks Wrote:
(08-09-2018, 11:49 PM)Road Glide Wrote: That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow...  Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?

Were these $2 bill Silver Certificates?  Those are from way back in time.  You might look them over.

Doubt it because I have no idea what that is.  Something I should look into?

Look at the bills carefully. If they are SC you will see it imprinted on the top or bottom of the front or back.
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(08-09-2018, 11:49 PM)Road Glide Wrote: That's right, I had to visit 4 banks to get $100 worth of $2 bills.

Why $2 bills you may ask, because I'm an asshole and it's funny when you hand a millennial $2 bills to pay for something and they think you are trying to scam them with fake money.

Anyhow...  Every bank I went to, the teller wanted to know why I wanted $2 bills.

I couldn't resist, told them my drug dealer only accepts $2 bills.

Only one of the bank tellers laughed at that, the others just looked at me like WTF?

Why is everyone so serious now days?

Lmao That'll blow their mind. They don't have a slot in the cash register drawer for $2 bills. Chuckle
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#10
If any have red serial numbers and a red seal it's probably worth more than 2 bucks.
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