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It's not stupid if you just use them for sex.


 
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(11-07-2018, 01:50 PM)Nekro Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 12:48 PM)Uncle Thanky Wrote: Jptdknpa
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Yeah3

Thank you for posting this. I know it is meant to be a joke but this is also a sign for some I am sure. (Cuz it def is for me)

Scream1

We saw it as an answer too!

Yes, Our Maker has a Sense of Humor.
We are reminded of this Everytime We look in the mirror.
Love>,
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1. No man or woman, in or out of government shall initiate force, threat of force or fraud against my life and property and, any and all contracts I'm a party to not giving full disclosure to me whether signed by me or not are void at my discretion.
2. I may use force in self-defense against anyone that violates Law 1.
3. There shall be no exceptions to Law 1 and 2.
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#13
(11-07-2018, 12:48 PM)Uncle Thanky Wrote: Jptdknpa
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Yeah3

I got back with my ex THREE TIMES after leaving him, THREE TIMES. What sealed the last time was coming home from work and finding him...

In a spoiler because not for the faint of heart, or those easily offended....just sayin'!

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(11-07-2018, 08:25 PM)~hannah~ Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 12:48 PM)Uncle Thanky Wrote: Jptdknpa
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Yeah3

I got back with my ex THREE TIMES after leaving him, THREE TIMES.  What sealed the last time was coming home from work and finding him...

In a spoiler because not for the faint of heart, or those easily offended....just sayin'!


One Time...

My ex was gone and I was cleaning out her stuff and then I found this heavy Object wrapped in a pillow case.

I thought .357 Magnum by the weight and Heft. (Bitch Was Gonna Kill ME!!!)

It was a high powered, pumping, twisting Dildo.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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(11-07-2018, 08:32 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 08:25 PM)~hannah~ Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 12:48 PM)Uncle Thanky Wrote: Jptdknpa
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Yeah3

I got back with my ex THREE TIMES after leaving him, THREE TIMES.  What sealed the last time was coming home from work and finding him...

In a spoiler because not for the faint of heart, or those easily offended....just sayin'!


One Time...

My ex was gone and I was cleaning out her stuff and then I found this heavy Object wrapped in a pillow case.

I thought .357 Magnum by the weight and Heft. (Bitch Was Gonna Kill ME!!!)

It was a high powered, pumping, twisting Dildo.

One time.....

When I was searching for the son I gave up for adoption I joined an online birthparent forum. One gal was local, like 20 minutes away. Sure! I'll come over so we can talk about the angst we're going through! Half an hour later she pulls out - for some unknown reason - what you found of your wife's. I never did figure out how she transitioned the conversation about relinquishment to showing me her huge dildo.

Chuckle
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(11-07-2018, 08:51 PM)~hannah~ Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 08:32 PM)VonLud Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 08:25 PM)~hannah~ Wrote: I got back with my ex THREE TIMES after leaving him, THREE TIMES.  What sealed the last time was coming home from work and finding him...

In a spoiler because not for the faint of heart, or those easily offended....just sayin'!


One Time...

My ex was gone and I was cleaning out her stuff and then I found this heavy Object wrapped in a pillow case.

I thought .357 Magnum by the weight and Heft. (Bitch Was Gonna Kill ME!!!)

It was a high powered, pumping, twisting Dildo.

One time.....

When I was searching for the son I gave up for adoption I joined an online birthparent forum.  One gal was local, like 20 minutes away.  Sure! I'll come over so we can talk about the angst we're going through!  Half an hour later she pulls out - for some unknown reason - what you found of your wife's.  I never did figure out how she transitioned the conversation about relinquishment to showing me her huge dildo.

Chuckle

That's a Trip all on its own.

I was given up for adoption.

I finally found out my Birth Mom's name but I don't have the balls to call.

This is true I would not bs about shit like that.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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#17
A guy is speeding down the road doing considerably faster than the posted limit. He passes by a speed trap and very quickly the police cruiser is in pursuit. The speeding driver accelerates even more and the police car has to floor it to stay with the car he is chasing. When the officer finally catches up to the speeding car, the driver pulls over and stops.

The officer struts up to the driver of the car and asks him " What in the world do you think you are doing driving so fast like that?"

The driver replies, " I'm sorry officer but my ex-wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was you trying to bring her back"...
"We fight for or serve America not because we hate our enemies but because we love our country. We absolutely love the freedoms that we cherish" General Michael T. Flynn.
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#18
Going back to an ex is like a dog going back to it's own vomit.
Don't ask me how I know this.

Do yourself a favor, and just don't. If they really cared, and loved you, and you were important enough, they would not be an ex.
Games and lies and manipulation.

No ex's.
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(11-07-2018, 08:07 PM)SMOK3SC33N Wrote: It's not stupid if you just use them for sex.

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(11-07-2018, 08:25 PM)~hannah~ Wrote:
(11-07-2018, 12:48 PM)Uncle Thanky Wrote: Jptdknpa
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Yeah3

I got back with my ex THREE TIMES after leaving him, THREE TIMES.  What sealed the last time was coming home from work and finding him...

In a spoiler because not for the faint of heart, or those easily offended....just sayin'!


Scratchinghead Well, that would sure do it...guess it could of been worse... Scratchinghead
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