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#32
(10-04-2018, 11:37 PM)Road Glide Wrote:
(10-04-2018, 11:24 PM)Debauchery Wrote: My dogs and cats get em too, because I slam the motherfuckers into the wall, floor, and the sliding door when they won't peel. I don't even care that I make a huge mess to clean up, it makes me feel a lot better destroying them.

Gawd damn Deb, you sound like me.  

Say it with me....  Fuck Eggs.

This made me laugh because I chunked a few of those non-peeling bastards at the dogs tonight.

Got an ass chewing by the woman then I had to remind her the only reason I'm doing this bullshit is for her, then I chucked a shitty peeled egg at her.

I'm in the dog house right now.    Lmao

Sometimes I like to hold an egg in each hand and smash them to hell then I throw them. I did hit hubby once and he got a little upset. It was an accident. Lmao

I hope the dog house is comfortable. Yeah3
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#33
Oh no!  Not the dog!   Jptdknpa

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#34
(10-04-2018, 11:46 PM)Zen_and_Z Wrote: Oh no!  Not the dog!   Jptdknpa

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Oh sad kitty! Jptdknpa
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#35
(10-04-2018, 11:44 PM)Debauchery Wrote:
(10-04-2018, 11:37 PM)Road Glide Wrote:
(10-04-2018, 11:24 PM)Debauchery Wrote: My dogs and cats get em too, because I slam the motherfuckers into the wall, floor, and the sliding door when they won't peel. I don't even care that I make a huge mess to clean up, it makes me feel a lot better destroying them.

Gawd damn Deb, you sound like me.  

Say it with me....  Fuck Eggs.

This made me laugh because I chunked a few of those non-peeling bastards at the dogs tonight.

Got an ass chewing by the woman then I had to remind her the only reason I'm doing this bullshit is for her, then I chucked a shitty peeled egg at her.

I'm in the dog house right now.    Lmao

Sometimes I like to hold an egg in each hand and smash them to hell then I throw them. I did hit hubby once and he got a little upset. It was an accident.  Lmao

I hope the dog house is comfortable.  Yeah3


You should probably stay away from eggs, for your safety and those around you. Lmao
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#36
To make GOOD boiled eggs, learn how to do it right.

Take fresh eggs and bring to room temp.
Place eggs in a large pot and cover with tap water.
Bring water and eggs to a boil.
Kill the heat and put a lid on the pot.
Let eggs sit for 10 minutes.
Rinse with tap water and drain.
Let eggs cool to room temp.
Peel eggs under running tap water.

Perfect every time......
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#37
I make a lttle opening/ crack one end, then pinch a little crack open on the other tip. Hold the open end under running cold water and the water power.separates the shell from the egg.
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I have hens and a roo and he
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Them all the time...awesome eggs! Takes 25 hours for a healthy hen's body to make an egg.
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#38
Pinch of baking soda in the water while boiling is my peel trick. The drain and douse cold water all over them. Peel under the cool water, after tapping all over the shell to turn it to a million shards.

Usually works...lol

Fuck um.
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#39
(10-05-2018, 12:15 AM)Grendelmort Wrote: To make GOOD boiled eggs, learn how to do it right.

Take fresh eggs and bring to room temp.
Place eggs in a large pot and cover with tap water.
Bring water and eggs to a boil.
Kill the heat and put a lid on the pot.
Let eggs sit for 10 minutes.
Rinse with tap water and drain.
Let eggs cool to room temp.
Peel eggs under running tap water.

Perfect every time......

Sorry Grend, but I've done that with fresh eggs, not from the grocery store, ones spit out of a chickens twat a week previous and it does not help the peeling situation.

The best boiled peeling eggs seem to be the ones that are 30 days + old.

And no, 30 day old eggs are not bad, they last a loooong time especially if they are not washed and kept in a refrigerator.

It seems everyone has their own opinion and method when it comes to boiled eggs and I respect those opinions and methods. I just know what I have experienced with eggs and the older ones always peel better than the fresh.


Anyhow... Fuck eggs and the chickens that laid them. Chuckle
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(10-05-2018, 12:18 AM)ElixerPi Wrote: I make a lttle opening/ crack one end, then pinch a little crack open on the other tip. Hold the open end under running cold water and the water power.separates the shell from the egg.
Yeah3


I have hens and a roo and he
[Image: rooster-mating.jpg]
Them all the time...awesome eggs! Takes 25 hours for a healthy hen's body to make an egg.

Chicken sex.... Facepalm

I'm reporting this bird porn! Lmao
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