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Oldie but a goodie.

There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.

The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.
The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.

The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me. She considered it and said "Ok". They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.The boy agreed.

While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car. The driver jumped out of the car and said "I'm so sorry i killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.

When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made. He said "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."
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(06-15-2018, 11:44 PM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote: Oldie but a goodie.

There was a man who had three sons. He gave each of them a duck and told them to go out and sell their duck for as much as possible.

The first son went out and sold his duck for $5, went home and told his dad what he had done. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.
The second son also sold his duck for $5. His father congratulated him and told him to go and buy himself a beer.

The third son went out and saw a gorgeous blonde woman on the side of the road. He went up to her and said I'll give you my duck if you have sex with me. She considered it and said "Ok". They had sex and when they were done she said wow that was good, I'll give you your duck back if you'll do me again.The boy agreed.

While they were having sex again, the duck got loose and ran out into the road. They saw the duck escape and pulled their pants on but not quickly enough to prevent the duck from getting run over by a car. The driver jumped out of the car and said "I'm so sorry i killed your duck. I'll give you $40 dollars to make up for it.

When the third son finally returned home, his dad asked how much he had made. He said "I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and forty bucks for a fucked up duck."

Tomlol
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(06-16-2018, 12:02 AM).....domains... Wrote: Someone is deleting our post of free speech, they work for free but want to wrap thier minds around us

Who would that be? Inquiring minds want to know.
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(06-16-2018, 12:04 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:02 AM).....domains... Wrote: Someone is deleting our post of free speech, they work for free but want to wrap thier minds around us

Who would that be?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Jptdknpa
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(06-16-2018, 12:05 AM).....domains... Wrote: Unbelievable,  makes me want to play , eat shit mods

Bring it on, the mods like to play too.
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(06-16-2018, 12:08 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:05 AM).....domains... Wrote: Unbelievable,  makes me want to play , eat shit mods

Bring it on, the mods like to play too.

I got 1000 ips , makes no sense to play with fool atltering posts

have fun

chill modded the wrong people
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(06-16-2018, 12:11 AM).....domains... Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:08 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:05 AM).....domains... Wrote: Unbelievable,  makes me want to play , eat shit mods

Bring it on, the mods like to play too.

I got 1000 ips ,  makes no sense to play with fool atltering posts

have fun

chill modded the wrong people


Why be a dick here when you can burn some of those IP's on GLP?
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(06-16-2018, 12:12 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:11 AM).....domains... Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:08 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote: Bring it on, the mods like to play too.

I got 1000 ips ,  makes no sense to play with fool atltering posts

have fun

chill modded the wrong people


Why be a dick here when you can burn some of those IP's on GLP?

ya no sense playing with sheep, later
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(06-16-2018, 12:13 AM).....domains... Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:12 AM)Feckless Road Glide Wrote:
(06-16-2018, 12:11 AM).....domains... Wrote: I got 1000 ips ,  makes no sense to play with fool atltering posts

have fun

chill modded the wrong people


Why be a dick here when you can burn some of those IP's on GLP?

ya no sense playing with sheep, later

I'm serious Domains, I'm interested in what it is you actually want...
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before i go, mods here delete threads they don't like, but my limit is i just got posts deleted in threads i did not create, have fun with ego
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