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#11
(08-28-2016, 04:21 PM)Guest Wrote: Chuckle Heartflowers

Everything I listed, I get..

It's not like I asked for snow Chuckle


Although Scratchinghead
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#12
You know it's fall when you're camped out by the river, drinking beer with your buddies while joking around the campfire at night when all of a sudden you hear Hundreds of Salmon splashing while swimming upstream in the background.
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#13
(08-28-2016, 04:43 PM)Lone Fisherman Wrote: You know it's fall when you're camped out by the river, drinking beer with your buddies while joking around the campfire at night when all of a sudden you hear Hundreds of Salmon splashing while swimming upstream in the background.

Sounds peaceful!
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#14
I'm just marking time until the Fall fishing run starts and I can chase Stripers in my kayak.
My wife, much like MC, is fed up with summer to the point where she put up the Fall decorations today. When I suggested that it might be more appropriate to wait until after Labor Day, she said "It makes me feel better". I've been married long enough to know not to argue with that logic.


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#15
(08-28-2016, 04:27 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:21 PM)Guest Wrote: Chuckle Heartflowers

Everything I listed, I get..

It's not like I asked for snow  Chuckle


Although  Scratchinghead

Scream1 

I really hate that shit. Loved it as a kid, but now it is a pain in the ass   Angry
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#16
I remember reading this as a kid some where  Jptdknpa


Dear Diary...
August 12--Moved to our new home in Minnesota. It's so beautiful here. The trees and hills are so wonderful. I can hardly wait to see them covered with snow. I love it here. 

October 14--Minnesota is the most beautiful place on Earth. Went for a ride in my new car to a state park and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly the most wonderful animals on Earth. This must be paradise. I love it here. 

December 2--Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous animal. Hope it snows soon. I love it here. 

December 12--It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything covered in a blanket of white. It looks like a post card. Went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Minnesota. 

December 19--More snow fell last night. I couldn't get out of the driveway to go skiing. I am exhausted from shoveling. Damn snow plow. 

December 22--More of that white shit fell last night. I got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think that damn snow plow hides behind the corner and waits until I finish shoveling. ASS HOLE! 

December 25--Merry fucking Christmas! More damn snow. If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch that drives that snow plow, I swear I'll strangle the living shit out of the bastard. I don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the frickin ice. 

December 27--More fucking white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling the driveway after that shitload of a snowplow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of that shit again tonight. Do you know how many damn shovels full of snow are in a frickin 10"? 

December 28--The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this fricking rate, it won't melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. I told him that I had already broken two shovels while shoveling all of that shit he pushed into the driveway. I broke my last shovel over his damn head. Fucking Minnesotan! 

January 4--Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of my car and I hit it. Did about $3000 damage to the car. Those damn beasts should be killed. Wish the frickin hunters had killed them all last November. 

May 3--Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the shitty thing is rusting out from all of that damned salt they put all over the roads last winter? 


May 10--Moved back to California. I can't imagine why anyone in his right mind would ever live in Minnesota. Fucking Minnesotans!
Chuckle
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#17
(08-28-2016, 04:58 PM)Rick Farias Wrote: I'm just marking time until the Fall fishing run starts and I can chase Stripers in my kayak.
My wife, much like MC, is fed up with summer to the point where she put up the Fall decorations today. When I suggested that it might be more appropriate to wait until after Labor Day, she said "It makes me feel better". I've been married long enough to know not to argue with that logic.

I put fall stuff out after September 1st
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#18
(08-28-2016, 04:59 PM)Guest Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:27 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:21 PM)Guest Wrote: Chuckle Heartflowers

Everything I listed, I get..

It's not like I asked for snow  Chuckle


Although  Scratchinghead

Scream1 

I really hate that shit. Loved it as a kid, but now it is a pain in the ass   Angry

Again, wanna trade houses ?

Lol
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#19
(08-28-2016, 04:58 PM)Rick Farias Wrote: I'm just marking time until the Fall fishing run starts and I can chase Stripers in my kayak.
My wife, much like MC, is fed up with summer to the point where she put up the Fall decorations today. When I suggested that it might be more appropriate to wait until after Labor Day, she said "It makes me feel better". I've been married long enough to know not to argue with that logic.

No stripers in my neck of the woods. We get Stripers way out east at the mouth of the St.Lawrence. Thats very far away though.
Here the Salmon are starting to stage off the mouths of the creeks and rivers. This is the time of year when you go for a walk along a pier at night time and hear 'fish on!' and reels screaming.            Chuckle
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#20
(08-28-2016, 05:22 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:59 PM)Guest Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:27 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-28-2016, 04:21 PM)Guest Wrote: Chuckle Heartflowers

Everything I listed, I get..

It's not like I asked for snow  Chuckle


Although  Scratchinghead

Scream1 

I really hate that shit. Loved it as a kid, but now it is a pain in the ass   Angry

Again, wanna trade houses ?

Lol

I'll pass ... me in the desert [Image: yroJ8sJ.gif] Chuckle

I'm actually so used to it I don't think I could live anywhere that is warmer than here...

It's is 82* here and I'm thinking of turning on the AC  Yeah3
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