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#21
(01-11-2018, 11:36 PM)rube Wrote: [Image: amp150-burger-cleveland-ohio-united-states.jpg]

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A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, & a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers pulled up. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker's coffee, & the third biker wolfed down the apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word, just paid the cashier & left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered & congratulated each other for being such bad asses. As the cashier walked up, a biker growled, "He ain't much of a man is he?" "He's not much of a driver neither," replied the cashier. "He just backed his 18 wheeler over three motorcycles."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Cheeseburger#ixzz53ygICMQR
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(01-12-2018, 10:47 AM)wing-ed Wrote: A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, & a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers pulled up. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker's coffee, & the third biker wolfed down the apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word, just paid the cashier & left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered & congratulated each other for being such bad asses. As the cashier walked up, a biker growled, "He ain't much of a man is he?" "He's not much of a driver neither," replied the cashier. "He just backed his 18 wheeler over three motorcycles."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Cheeseburger#ixzz53ygICMQR

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(01-11-2018, 11:36 PM)rube Wrote: [Image: amp150-burger-cleveland-ohio-united-states.jpg]

I would eat that right now for breakfast.

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#25
A mushroom walks into a bar:

Bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here..'

Mushroom says, " why not?, I'm a Fungi."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY5QUjdVEEI
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(01-12-2018, 11:13 AM)Ishtahota Wrote: A mushroom walks into a bar:

Bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here..'

Mushroom says, " why not?, I'm a Fungi."

Anon

i don't get it. Anon
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(01-10-2018, 09:25 PM)SlowLoris Wrote: A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

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(01-12-2018, 10:47 AM)wing-ed Wrote: A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee, & a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers pulled up. They came in, and one grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger out of his hand and took a huge bite from it. The second biker drank the trucker's coffee, & the third biker wolfed down the apple pie. The truck driver didn't say a word, just paid the cashier & left. When he was gone, the bikers snickered & congratulated each other for being such bad asses. As the cashier walked up, a biker growled, "He ain't much of a man is he?" "He's not much of a driver neither," replied the cashier. "He just backed his 18 wheeler over three motorcycles."

source: http://www.jokebuddha.com/Cheeseburger#ixzz53ygICMQR

Lmao
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#30
(01-16-2018, 04:54 PM)flipper666 Wrote:
(01-12-2018, 11:13 AM)Ishtahota Wrote: A mushroom walks into a bar:

Bartender says, 'we don't serve your kind here..'

Mushroom says, " why not?, I'm a Fungi."

Anon

i don't get it. Anon

Wink

It is all in how you pronounce

fun·gi
/ˈfənˌɡē,ˈfənˌjē,ˈfənˌɡī,ˈfənˌjī/

If you pronounce it fun-guy you will get the joke, otherwise it isn't very funny.
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