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#11
A: Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B: Not Witherspoon!?
A: No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk. Then laughed so hard.
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#12
(01-10-2018, 10:42 PM)IRTdub Wrote: An Irishman, a German and an Englishman are leaving a bar,,,


Speaking of yourself , I have know idea..?

Drunk or dilapidated.?
Your frequency may vary.

Wink
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#13
Three men walk into a bar one ducked.

Rimshot
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#14
So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.
Orwell understood that when men are deceived by false prophets, when they close their minds to reason, they do so voluntarily.
Our leaders may lie to us, but we do not become unfree until we begin lying to ourselves.
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#15
(01-11-2018, 12:19 AM)Fringer Wrote: A:  Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B:  Not Witherspoon!?
A:  No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk.  Then laughed so hard.

Hubby just walked right into it Chuckle
"Perhaps the greatest myth being purveyed,
is that myths are just myths." - Michael Tsarion

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#16
(01-11-2018, 12:19 AM)Fringer Wrote: A:  Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B:  Not Witherspoon!?
A:  No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk.  Then laughed so hard.

Hand that woman a spork.. she'll be fine,
Your frequency may vary.

Wink
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#17
Blond chick walks into a bar. Then a laundry mat then a bank then a restaurant then a gas station then a mall then a police station and it just keeps going like this...
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 I felt like I felt the other time I said I felt like the other day..
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#18
Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn’t wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed.

"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a topless bar."

"Really?" said his mother, surprised.

"What do they do if it starts to rain?"
Orwell understood that when men are deceived by false prophets, when they close their minds to reason, they do so voluntarily.
Our leaders may lie to us, but we do not become unfree until we begin lying to ourselves.
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#19
[Image: amp150-burger-cleveland-ohio-united-states.jpg]
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#20
(01-11-2018, 11:36 PM)rube Wrote: [Image: amp150-burger-cleveland-ohio-united-states.jpg]

that actually looks really good
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