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#11
(01-10-2018, 05:25 PM)Who me? Wrote: bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle





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" I have no rules to tie me down "


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#12
A: Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B: Not Witherspoon!?
A: No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk. Then laughed so hard.
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#13
(01-10-2018, 10:42 PM)IRTdub Wrote: An Irishman, a German and an Englishman are leaving a bar,,,


Speaking of yourself , I have know idea..?

Drunk or dilapidated.?
I'm never bored, I just make good use of my free time..
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#14
Three men walk into a bar one ducked.

Rimshot
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#15
So there was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.
#Tis Okay to be white
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#16
(01-11-2018, 12:19 AM)Fringer Wrote: A:  Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B:  Not Witherspoon!?
A:  No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk.  Then laughed so hard.

Hubby just walked right into it Chuckle
"Tradition is not the worship of ashes but the preservation of fire"~ Marion Le Pen
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#17
(01-11-2018, 12:19 AM)Fringer Wrote: A:  Did you hear about that actress who accidentally stabbed herself... uh..mmm... uh, what's her name? Reeeese, Reese, uh...
B:  Not Witherspoon!?
A:  No, with her knife.

I actually fell for it today, tsk.  Then laughed so hard.

Hand that woman a spork.. she'll be fine,
I'm never bored, I just make good use of my free time..
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#18
Blond chick walks into a bar. Then a laundry mat then a bank then a restaurant then a gas station then a mall then a police station and it just keeps going like this...
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 I felt like I felt the other time I said I felt like the other day..
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#19
Having grown up in a small Alabama town, my friend James couldn’t wait to tell us all about life in California, where he was stationed.

"The malls are massive, and the restaurants are great," he said. Then he grinned. "I even went to a topless bar."

"Really?" said his mother, surprised.

"What do they do if it starts to rain?"
#Tis Okay to be white
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#20
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