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cheeseburger walks into a bar ....
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bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle
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that was lame.
but it made me smirk a little.
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The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Wut !?

Chuckle
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(01-10-2018, 05:31 PM)flipper666 Wrote: The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

I voted for Flipper for the last four presidential elections.. go there.!


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I'm never bored, I just make good use of my free time..
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A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
#Tis Okay to be white
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(01-10-2018, 05:27 PM)flipper666 Wrote: that was lame.
but it made me smirk a little.

Your to easy. Kinda like a chicken Chuckle
“Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.”
― Aristotle

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An Irishman, a German and an Englishman are leaving a bar,,,

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(01-10-2018, 05:25 PM)Who me? Wrote: bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle

............"we eat it" ..... proceeded to dice him up and everyone in the bar had a snack.

Cheers Hungrysmilie

i am a grandfather.... ..... i use my great grandfather's photo and title out of respect...
if not for him, my family (and i) would not exist....i dont even know his name
i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
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drunk guy stands up at his table in a bar and falls flat on his face .....
tries to walk out and home.... just cant do it ... crawls 2 blocks home ...
tries to stand up to unlock his door..... falls flat on his face.....
finally crawls up his stairs and into bed......

in the morning his wife screaming up the stairs at him....
" you idiot ... at the bar all night again come home drunk"...
"the bar just called you left your fooking wheelchair there again".
Chuckle

i am a grandfather.... ..... i use my great grandfather's photo and title out of respect...
if not for him, my family (and i) would not exist....i dont even know his name
i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
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