Welcome, Guest

 or  Register
NewsFeed

cheeseburger walks into a bar ....
#1
bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle
Reply Share
#2
that was lame.
but it made me smirk a little.
Reply Share
#3
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.
Reply Share
#4
Wut !?

Chuckle
Reply Share
#5
(01-10-2018, 05:31 PM)flipper666 Wrote: The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

I voted for Flipper for the last four presidential elections.. go there.!


Yeah3
Your frequency may vary.

Wink
Reply Share
#6
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
Orwell understood that when men are deceived by false prophets, when they close their minds to reason, they do so voluntarily.
Our leaders may lie to us, but we do not become unfree until we begin lying to ourselves.
Reply Share
#7
An Irishman, a German and an Englishman are leaving a bar,,,

Reply Share
#8
(01-10-2018, 05:25 PM)Who me? Wrote: bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle

............"we eat it" ..... proceeded to dice him up and everyone in the bar had a snack.

Cheers Hungrysmilie
we only truly have our memories..... eventually it is all we will be


i am a grandfather.... ..... i use my great grandfather's photo and title out of respect...
if not for him, my family (and i) would not exist....i dont even know his name
i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
Reply Share
#9
drunk guy stands up at his table in a bar and falls flat on his face .....
tries to walk out and home.... just cant do it ... crawls 2 blocks home ...
tries to stand up to unlock his door..... falls flat on his face.....
finally crawls up his stairs and into bed......

in the morning his wife screaming up the stairs at him....
" you idiot ... at the bar all night again come home drunk"...
"the bar just called you left your fooking wheelchair there again".
Chuckle
we only truly have our memories..... eventually it is all we will be


i am a grandfather.... ..... i use my great grandfather's photo and title out of respect...
if not for him, my family (and i) would not exist....i dont even know his name
i wish i knew him, i wonder if i am like him, i wonder if i will ever know
Reply Share
#10
(01-10-2018, 05:25 PM)Who me? Wrote: bartender says " Hey buddy!! We don't serve food here !! " Chuckle





.


" I have no rules to tie me down "

Leonard Snart

“ less feelings, more beer”

Mick Rory

.
Reply Share