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CERN caused Jesus to resurrect the dead on Sept. 21, 2008
#11
(08-03-2016, 11:52 AM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:37 AM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Seriously. Give me a timeline here.

If half or more of my VFW goes poof then that's a lot less cupcakes and cookies I have to make for poker night.

Considering I live in the bible belt it'll also be quite the hit to my business.

Gotta prep for that sort of thing ya know.

This is from my best calculation.

http://seven-years.bravehost.com/index.html

Mind you.  There is a +/- on this counter.   So it's not "Gospel."

Yeah3

So roughly 10 more months before the cosmic scoop?

I can work with that. Lay in a bit more ammo. Pick up a bit more rice. See about an old pick up without all the fancy electronics to work on as a project car. What I usually do + a bit more. Should be set.

Thinking it over more carefully. Not really gonna hit the cookie baking and business all that hard. Not real sure about the 'righteousness' of most of the Abrahamics I know.
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(08-03-2016, 11:59 AM)Angry Red Man Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:52 AM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:37 AM)Angry Red Man Wrote: Seriously. Give me a timeline here.

If half or more of my VFW goes poof then that's a lot less cupcakes and cookies I have to make for poker night.

Considering I live in the bible belt it'll also be quite the hit to my business.

Gotta prep for that sort of thing ya know.

This is from my best calculation.

http://seven-years.bravehost.com/index.html

Mind you.  There is a +/- on this counter.   So it's not "Gospel."

Yeah3

So roughly 10 more months before the cosmic scoop?

I can work with that. Lay in a bit more ammo. Pick up a bit more rice. See about an old pick up without all the fancy electronics to work on as a project car. What I usually do + a bit more. Should be set.

Thinking it over more carefully. Not really gonna hit the cookie baking and business all that hard. Not real sure about the 'righteousness' of most of the Abrahamics I know.

I think CERN purposely did it.  But if they didn't, sometimes the best accidents yield the best results.  I submit to you Vulcanization.  Had not that rubber fell on the  hot stove, we'd be riding around on bicycle wheels on our cars.

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My Theory is this: I believe that the Quench Event ripped open the fabric of Space and Time. Jesus and the Angels stepped through and took the dead. He also patched the hole. That's what I believe, anyway.

Coincidentally, the only woman I ever loved, birthday is: September 21st. It's like God was preparing me my entire life for the events of this one night. Coincidence is God working behind the scenes.
 
















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Ready is not, it's coming!



 
















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(08-03-2016, 09:53 PM)The 51:50 Wrote: Ready is not, it's coming!




the mark is coming? Timer
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(08-03-2016, 09:54 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 09:53 PM)The 51:50 Wrote: Ready is not, it's coming!




the mark is coming?  Timer

Indeed.  It's funny though.  People pay with cards now at the store.  But when the Internet goes down, the entire store goes to hell.

What's going to happen when they need to buy something with an RFID Microchip and the net is down.

Sorry Maam.  Your kid can't get it's formula right now.

Or you just piss off the Globalphiles and they turn off your chip.

Sorry.  Your account has been terminated.

Scary Police Dude:  "Sir, you have to come with me now."
 
















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#17
(08-03-2016, 11:32 AM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:29 AM)~mc~ Wrote: Scratchinghead

The Quench Event ripped open a stargate, and also ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time.

Jesus not only took the dead in Christ, he put a bandaid on the hole.

Lovly when is the experation date.. Ha.. thought so I dont know either..
Still grace under pressure..
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(08-03-2016, 11:00 PM)RUSH Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:32 AM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 11:29 AM)~mc~ Wrote: Scratchinghead

The Quench Event ripped open a stargate, and also ripped a hole in the fabric of space and time.

Jesus not only took the dead in Christ, he put a bandaid on the hole.

Lovly when is the experation date.. Ha.. thought so I dont know either..

I redid my countdown to the prophecy in Daniel that speaks of 3,000 some odd days until the Ancient of Days comes.

But serious, it can happen any time.

You have to take in account the Hebrews used a 360 day year.

I'm not the world's smartest Oyster Cookie.

I just got close.
 
















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#19
(08-03-2016, 10:03 PM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 09:54 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 09:53 PM)The 51:50 Wrote: Ready is not, it's coming!




the mark is coming?  Timer

Indeed.  It's funny though.  People pay with cards now at the store.  But when the Internet goes down, the entire store goes to hell.

What's going to happen when they need to buy something with an RFID Microchip and the net is down.

Sorry Maam.  Your kid can't get it's formula right now.

Or you just piss off the Globalphiles and they turn off your chip.

Sorry.  Your account has been terminated.

Scary Police Dude:  "Sir, you have to come with me now."

better stash the cash!
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(08-03-2016, 11:16 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 10:03 PM)The 51:50 Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 09:54 PM)~mc~ Wrote:
(08-03-2016, 09:53 PM)The 51:50 Wrote: Ready is not, it's coming!




the mark is coming?  Timer

Indeed.  It's funny though.  People pay with cards now at the store.  But when the Internet goes down, the entire store goes to hell.

What's going to happen when they need to buy something with an RFID Microchip and the net is down.

Sorry Maam.  Your kid can't get it's formula right now.

Or you just piss off the Globalphiles and they turn off your chip.

Sorry.  Your account has been terminated.

Scary Police Dude:  "Sir, you have to come with me now."

better stash the cash!

Cash will be illegal!

Damned
 
















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