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#11
The last time i had car sex ford debuted the mustang.


Chuckle
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#12
(11-08-2018, 06:46 AM)CatBird Wrote: Ewwww
Guess that puts a new meaning to “junk in the trunk”
Or,

The Sprogmobile...
Jizz Bizz carrier
The Crusty Cum
DNA cesspool

Ewww yuck!
SMH
Nah...

I think it's great! If I could get a self-driving car that wouldn't crash, it would contain a bed. No point in sitting in a bumpy car if I can't study, so I might as well either sleep or have sex. Or both. Just build the damn thing without windows.
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#13
“ tell my girlfriend I’ll have to forget her

I’d rather buy me a new carburetor “



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" I have no rules to tie me down "

Leonard Snart

“ less feelings, more beer”

Mick Rory

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#14
(11-08-2018, 07:10 AM)Guest Wrote: I tried that once. Not very comfortable.

Try back seat 59 Impala.... plenty of room....and rear window so big you seem like your under the stars....
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#15
One time I was having illicit sex in the 1983 Pontiac J2000.

The window was cracked open about two inches.

I heard some really heavy breathing coming through the crack.

I was like, Oh Shit?

It was a big yellow lab just sniffin.
"100% Bullshit" - Han Sole
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#16
(11-08-2018, 07:10 AM)Guest Wrote: I tried that once. Not very comfortable.

At my age ya take any sex ya can get!

FULL SPEED AHEAD! Hip bones be damned!!!!

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#17
(11-08-2018, 06:46 AM)CatBird Wrote: Ewwww
Guess that puts a new meaning to “junk in the trunk”
Or,

The Sprogmobile...
Jizz  Bizz carrier
The Crusty Cum
DNA cesspool

Ewww yuck!
SMH
Nah...

The Jizz Mobile. Scream1
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