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BRIGHT IDEA! Replace PLASTIC Straws with STEEL Ones. Brilliant!
#21
child: Mommy, why was their a mass die off in humans?
mommy: Metal straws, honey.
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#22
(07-10-2019, 08:19 PM)Mmmmkay_ultra Wrote: How many people will be drinking with a metal straw when someone bumps their hands or they are driving or riding a vehicle that hits a hard dip or stops suddenly and it drives the straw into their epiglottis?

Worse than running with a sucker in your mouth.

Chuckle
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#23
(07-10-2019, 08:26 PM)LucyBarnable Wrote:
(07-10-2019, 08:19 PM)Mmmmkay_ultra Wrote: How many people will be drinking with a metal straw when someone bumps their hands or they are driving or riding a vehicle that hits a hard dip or stops suddenly and it drives the straw into their epiglottis?

Worse than running with a sucker in your mouth.

Chuckle

Lmao
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#24
(07-10-2019, 08:36 PM)WNC Wrote:
(07-10-2019, 08:26 PM)LucyBarnable Wrote:
(07-10-2019, 08:19 PM)Mmmmkay_ultra Wrote: How many people will be drinking with a metal straw when someone bumps their hands or they are driving or riding a vehicle that hits a hard dip or stops suddenly and it drives the straw into their epiglottis?

Worse than running with a sucker in your mouth.

Chuckle

Lmao

Or running with scissors. Chuckle
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#25
(07-10-2019, 08:42 PM)WNC Wrote:
(07-10-2019, 08:36 PM)WNC Wrote:
(07-10-2019, 08:26 PM)LucyBarnable Wrote: Worse than running with a sucker in your mouth.

Chuckle

Lmao

Or running with scissors. Chuckle

Yeah3
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#26
Who the hell needs straws anyway, I haven't used them since I was a kid, coffee and beer don't work well through a straw. 1dunno1
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#27
(07-10-2019, 10:14 PM)Weasel Keeper Wrote: Who the hell needs straws anyway, I haven't used them since I was a kid, coffee and beer don't work well through a straw. 1dunno1

No kidding. At a water park one day my sweetie was drinking a slurpie through a straw, a wasp had crawled into it when he wasn't looking. He got a nasty sting on the tongue. That hurt bad. Real bad.
When life knocks you flat on your face roll over and look at the stars.
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#28
They will make good ventilator weapons...
"Here they defended themselves to the last, those who still had swords using them, and the others resisting with their hands and teeth."Herodotus VII, 225
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#29
(07-09-2019, 09:54 PM)Grendelmort Wrote: It's not about "environmental clean up", its about how they can control you !
If you invented a biodegradable straw that would completely break down in six months, your ass would be at the bottom of the East River in cement shoes.

Lmao

sadly your correct!
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