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Ban swords!!
#1
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Now that we know how guns have a mind of their own and kill people, looks like we need to round up and destroy swords as well.  The school obviously should have had a No Sword policy and related signs.  Those always work!

A male teacher has died and two children are injured after a man 'wearing a Star Wars mask' armed with a sword carried out an attack at a school in south-west Sweden on Thursday morning.

A second teacher was also injured in the attack, and has been rushed to hospital alongside the injured students, two boys aged 11 and 15.
The assailant entered the school in Trollhättan, north of Gothenburg, shortly before 10amCET and began attacking students and teachers with a sword or a large knife.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3284339/Five-injured-sword-attack-Swedish-school-suspect-shot.html
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#2
We need to ban forks as well. Those are some very dangerous little utensils Chuckle
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(10-22-2015, 09:54 AM)ChillBro Swaggins Wrote: We need to ban forks as well. Those are some very dangerous little utensils Chuckle

You can pry it from my cold, dead hands!

[Image: 15597593-Man-hand-with-fork-isolated-on-...-Photo.jpg] Heston1
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(10-22-2015, 09:54 AM)ChillBro Swaggins Wrote: We need to ban forks as well. Those are some very dangerous little utensils Chuckle

I can think of some other "utensils" that fit in your hand that could be "dangerous".

(Can't upload the pic as I'm at work but some of these devices require batteries)
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[Image: why-would-you-even.gif]


BAN EVERYTHING!

I'm guessing it was an Axe free zone
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(10-22-2015, 10:36 AM)unclelunatic Wrote: [Image: why-would-you-even.gif]


BAN EVERYTHING!

I'm guessing it was an Axe free zone

Now that's some serious nut bustin there!
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(10-22-2015, 10:49 AM)pooky Wrote:
(10-22-2015, 10:36 AM)unclelunatic Wrote: [Image: why-would-you-even.gif]


BAN EVERYTHING!

I'm guessing it was an Axe free zone

Now that's some serious nut bustin there!

He wanted to feel what it's like being a woman Troll2
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(10-22-2015, 10:19 AM)devilsadvocatetoday Wrote:
(10-22-2015, 09:54 AM)ChillBro Swaggins Wrote: We need to ban forks as well. Those are some very dangerous little utensils Chuckle

I can think of some other "utensils" that fit in your hand that could be "dangerous".

(Can't upload the pic as I'm at work but some of these devices require batteries)

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#9
Ban left handed people.
No alarms
No surprises
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#10
(10-23-2015, 02:39 AM)19isnow84 Wrote: Ban left handed people.

Why do you want to ban me? 1dunno1
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