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At the library yesterday....
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I went out to have a smoke,

Which I often do, and the way it's set up here, there's a menu option to "lock session."

When you do that it goes to the login page with an "in use" notification.

They say "available" when nobody is logged in already.

But it's small, and people don't see it, and sometimes they go to the librarian who also doesn't notice it and they reboot the machine.

So now I use scratch paper, write "in use" on it, and lay that on top of the keyboard, then I turn the chair around and lean it up against the table backwards.

Easy to see.

Well yesterday, while i was outside smoking, this little Tex-Mex kid tossed the paper aside and rebooted it himself....


I know he could read it.
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(04-26-2018, 07:20 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote: I went out to have a smoke,

Which I often do, and the way it's set up here, there's a menu option to "lock session."

When you do that it goes to the login page with an "in use" notification.

They say "available" when nobody is logged in already.

But it's small, and people don't see it, and sometimes they go to the librarian who also doesn't notice it and they reboot the machine.

So now I use scratch paper, write "in use" on it, and lay that on top of the keyboard, then I turn the chair around and lean it up against the table backwards.

Easy to see.

Well yesterday, while i was outside smoking, this little  Tex-Mex  kid tossed the paper aside and rebooted it himself....


I know he could read it.

Deport his ass!
I kid.. Just slap the taco out of his teeth.
In times of universal Idiocy... Critical thought becomes a revolutionary act! CUI BONO?
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(04-26-2018, 07:48 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:20 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote: I went out to have a smoke,

Which I often do, and the way it's set up here, there's a menu option to "lock session."

When you do that it goes to the login page with an "in use" notification.

They say "available" when nobody is logged in already.

But it's small, and people don't see it, and sometimes they go to the librarian who also doesn't notice it and they reboot the machine.

So now I use scratch paper, write "in use" on it, and lay that on top of the keyboard, then I turn the chair around and lean it up against the table backwards.

Easy to see.

Well yesterday, while i was outside smoking, this little  Tex-Mex  kid tossed the paper aside and rebooted it himself....


I know he could read it.

Deport his ass!
I kid.. Just slap the taco out of his teeth.

I busted him, made him go sit somewhere else.

"I'm already on that one...that's why I put this on there" Grabs note kid brushed aside.

Why this thread then?

I just wanted to write Tex-Mex.

Chuckle
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(04-26-2018, 07:53 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:48 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:20 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote: I went out to have a smoke,

Which I often do, and the way it's set up here, there's a menu option to "lock session."

When you do that it goes to the login page with an "in use" notification.

They say "available" when nobody is logged in already.

But it's small, and people don't see it, and sometimes they go to the librarian who also doesn't notice it and they reboot the machine.

So now I use scratch paper, write "in use" on it, and lay that on top of the keyboard, then I turn the chair around and lean it up against the table backwards.

Easy to see.

Well yesterday, while i was outside smoking, this little  Tex-Mex  kid tossed the paper aside and rebooted it himself....


I know he could read it.

Deport his ass!
I kid.. Just slap the taco out of his teeth.

I busted him, made him go sit somewhere else.

"I'm already on that one...that's why I put this on there" Grabs note kid brushed aside.

Why this thread then?

I just wanted to write Tex-Mex.

Chuckle

I'm glad you busted him. Rude little brat.
In times of universal Idiocy... Critical thought becomes a revolutionary act! CUI BONO?
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Try Pulling the power cord from the monitor and wrap it against the signal input cord to conceal it.
Leave the "Out of service" or "Reimaging, Do not reboot." note on the keyboard.
or
"Virus scan in progress.
Will be finished in 1 hour.
DO NOT REBOOT.
-Administrator"

See if your results vary.
I don't think they will ban you for that,
especially if other machines are available.
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Next time, leave your scanky hoody on the chair.
and post one of these :
https://wallpapersafari.com/dont-touch-wallpaper/
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(04-26-2018, 11:20 PM)Lil Wrote: Try Pulling the power cord from the monitor and wrap it against the signal input cord to conceal it.
Leave the "Out of service" or "Reimaging, Do not reboot." note on the keyboard.
or
"Virus scan in progress.
Will be finished in 1 hour.
DO NOT REBOOT.
-Administrator"

See if your results vary.
I don't think they will ban you for that,
especially if other machines are available.

Lmao  good thinking.

Creative problem solving.
In times of universal Idiocy... Critical thought becomes a revolutionary act! CUI BONO?
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(04-26-2018, 07:53 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:48 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:20 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote: I went out to have a smoke,

Which I often do, and the way it's set up here, there's a menu option to "lock session."

When you do that it goes to the login page with an "in use" notification.

They say "available" when nobody is logged in already.

But it's small, and people don't see it, and sometimes they go to the librarian who also doesn't notice it and they reboot the machine.

So now I use scratch paper, write "in use" on it, and lay that on top of the keyboard, then I turn the chair around and lean it up against the table backwards.

Easy to see.

Well yesterday, while i was outside smoking, this little  Tex-Mex  kid tossed the paper aside and rebooted it himself....


I know he could read it.

Deport his ass!
I kid.. Just slap the taco out of his teeth.

I busted him, made him go sit somewhere else.

"I'm already on that one...that's why I put this on there" Grabs note kid brushed aside.

Why this thread then?

I just wanted to write Tex-Mex.

Chuckle

This resonates: we made guacamole this evening (the avocados were threatening to turn bad).
P-p-p-pedovores: we're c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill you!  Yeah3  (Paraphrased from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJvgESR920 )
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(04-27-2018, 01:58 AM)kkkken Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:53 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:48 PM)Frigg Wrote: Deport his ass!
I kid.. Just slap the taco out of his teeth.

I busted him, made him go sit somewhere else.

"I'm already on that one...that's why I put this on there" Grabs note kid brushed aside.

Why this thread then?

I just wanted to write Tex-Mex.

Chuckle

This resonates: we made guacamole this evening (the avocados were threatening to turn bad).

Chuckle

He was a smart little kid, just wanted to sit next to his friend so they could talk while playing shootemup.

But it's been difficult to get a machine at the libraries here lately.

I was shelling out at least $130/month for internet and basic phone service(until I got a smart meter had to disconnect power and go solar.

A lot of people can't afford internet anymore.

Prices for that should GO DOWN, not up.
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(04-27-2018, 12:14 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote:
(04-27-2018, 01:58 AM)kkkken Wrote:
(04-26-2018, 07:53 PM)Luvapottamus Wrote: I busted him, made him go sit somewhere else.

"I'm already on that one...that's why I put this on there" Grabs note kid brushed aside.

Why this thread then?

I just wanted to write Tex-Mex.

Chuckle

This resonates: we made guacamole this evening (the avocados were threatening to turn bad).

Chuckle

He was a smart little kid, just wanted to sit next to his friend so they could talk while playing shootemup.

But it's been difficult to get a machine at the libraries here lately.

I was shelling out at least $130/month for internet and basic phone service(until I got a smart meter had to disconnect power and go solar.

A lot of people can't afford internet anymore.

Prices for that should GO DOWN, not up.

Yeah our Internet keeps going down, have had a tech out here last week and this week; still happening.  Sucks about the smart meter!  We're thinking of going off-grid ourselves.

Agree, prices should be going down.  Automation helps reduce costs.  I regularly wonder whether we'd have achieved this level of automation, if not for "the squeeze" that the Federal Reserve puts on everyone due to the inherent inflation in over-printing money.

In other words -- through their aggressive attempt to own the world's money -- they've made us more efficient.  And better able to fight back at their squid-like grasp.  I find that really neat, in an epic Greek tragedy sense; their pride/hubris/greed leads to their downfall.
P-p-p-pedovores: we're c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill you!  Yeah3  (Paraphrased from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJvgESR920 )
Bake your noodle and get up to speed on "Q anon": https://imgur.com/a/DTeK7
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