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Are beans really a magical fruit?
#1
Are they?

Think for yourself

...tell the person next to you ..You Love Them.
Knock and the door will be opened.

Cognitive Dissident...
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#2
Well, I think it's like with any form of magic or musical instrument: it depends on discipline and application. A ukulele, after all, is just wood, strings and metal until someone plays it, right?

But if you really want some evidence of flatulence as an magical art form, you need look no further than Leonard Rossiter, otherwise known as Le Petomane, who gained fame in the Moulin Rouge for his stage performances of ... farting on command.

Here's a little biopic on his life:





However, if you want to take the music out of your beans, here is one gal's method for doing just that:



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#3
Well done..! Might need an air guard though.. Humm
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#4
Only when combined with curry and hot peppers.
Islam is right about LGBT.  Scratchinghead

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#5
Can't go wrong with the legumes.
"Why don't you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies?"
~Louise Belcher
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#6
Boring eating without serious seasoning of spices, veggies, and some source and type of meat, mushrooms, or even seafood, But BEANS AND RICE are the ultimate survival pantry food. White rice and Beans will store easily and last and last and last when almost all other storage foods have gone past their best usage point. Sugar, Salt, and Honey are also in this category.

But, BEANS AND RICE are VERY INEXPENSIVE in bulk .... $200 would easily feed one person for a year.

BEANS AND RICE ARE AWESOME THAT WAY.
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#7
Is this the "toot, toot, toot" thread?

Yes they are a fruit with a pulse...

Legumes..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legume
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#8
Beans beans are good for your heart

Beans beans, they make you fart

The more you fart

the better you feel

let's have beans for every meal!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yy6qICUTe0
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(01-14-2020, 01:33 AM)Frigg Wrote: Are they?

I thought they are musical? 1dunno1
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