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Anyone else have the urge to leave civilization , live off the land, eat raw squirrel, that kinda shit?
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Or is it just me? Smileyfud
-I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
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#2
You can have all the raw squirrels but yeah, I want to live in the middle of the forest with wildlife walking with me
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#3
..you know...

Grab a pack and a rifle and just keep walking into the woods until there is zero chance of finding your way back?

I can't be the only one who thinks like this.



I'm beginning to think i'm the only one who thinks like this.
-I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.
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#4
Since I was a kid hahaha. I feel a tree is more interesting then 99.9% of the people I deal with at work.
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#5
No. I recommend making a little fire first.
Squirrels carry too many diseases to eat raw. If you eat them, you need cook them thoroughly.
Snails, boar/pork, poultry, frogs and lizards too.
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(07-11-2019, 05:15 PM)FlyoverCountry Wrote: You can have all the raw squirrels but yeah, I want to live in the middle of the forest with wildlife walking with me

I don't know those squirrels are nothing to fool with.

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#7
Within a week, you would have run out of ammunition, ditched the bag, your clothes.. Lathered up in mud.

1dunno1
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I did until I got all crippled up.

Now I appreciate furniture, air conditioning, and convenience stores.
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#9
You can have all the raw squirrels.

I'll build a small fire and roast mine.

I am probably as close to being a hermit as I'm likely to get. I moved from the city to the rurals to get away from so many people. I venture out to the stores about two times a month, unless something breaks and I need a part.
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(07-11-2019, 05:23 PM)Echo Wrote: Within a week, you would have run out of ammunition, ditched the bag, your clothes.. Lathered up in mud.

1dunno1


You need a spa day at Glen Ivy...

They have a red mud pool, you cover yourself with the red clay and then lay out till dry, it is like body facial....

Itchy man.....
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