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(03-30-2020, 04:20 PM)Meat Wrote: I haven’t attended church since 1987 or so. Even then it was because a hot chick wanted me to go. She’s a blimp now. Dodged a bullet. I’m hoping God finds me humorous enough to invite me to heaven if he’s real. He might have difficulty understanding my sense of humor too.

His Humor passes all understanding. Be a good person and know the difference between right and wrong. Do right things rather than wrong ones. Life is for learning.

You are a shoe-in @Meat Chuckle


God never wanted us to be failures or burn in hell for eternity. As with all religions, take everything with a grain of salt and allow your own heart to dictate your actions. You will know if you listen to the small still voice. It is a direct line to the creator. You may not like it but it is your choice. Always choose wisely.

God thinks you are funny and so do I... Chuckle

God loves you and so do I.

Think for yourself

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(WARNING Strong Language)

https://youtu.be/ncPtCbBJkFw
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” ― Edmund Burke.
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^^^^I’ve seen that. He’s naughty.
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(03-30-2020, 04:42 PM)SiDDriX Wrote: (WARNING Strong Language)

https://youtu.be/ncPtCbBJkFw

WTF? [Image: 5qFWYYT.jpg]

Think for yourself

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(03-30-2020, 04:50 PM)Frigg Wrote:
(03-30-2020, 04:42 PM)SiDDriX Wrote: (WARNING Strong Language)

https://youtu.be/ncPtCbBJkFw

WTF?    [Image: 5qFWYYT.jpg]

Sorry,,, lol, but that’s the only church I would attend.

Cause it’s fo real mutha~f###ers...
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” ― Edmund Burke.
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Try this fella out. Pastor Sandy , Soldiers 4 Christ, former Pro Football player, played for the Raiders. My favorite. Funny dude!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNNF1Yun9g

I have been going to D Church many years since being disabled. I still could make it to the real dance but I wouldn't be much fun. Back in the 80's and 90's I had a Christian Bookstore as a helps to the community.
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