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I went to meet my future FIL. I used to be painfully shy so I was dreading this $hit. I knock on the door and he answers. “Hello, I’m Meat.” “I’m Chuck he says.” Then time stands still. Wtf?! Why didn’t that b@tch tell me. My mind is racing. What’s the protocol?! Do I give that thing a little shake? Run?! I decide to switch it up. Shake left-handed. I’m a f@cking genius! You guessed it. Hook on the right hand. He’d left the rest of it in Korea.
Please rate this short story. 1 out of 10. 10 being the highest.
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I rate it Mel's Hole or maybe Red Shorts. Top shelf stuff!!! Cheer
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I give it an 8.5..... would have been a perfect 10 but

Why didn’t that b@tch tell me. Slap
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Nice to meet you sir, Now you be sure and keep that MEAT hook away from me... Ya get it?

That is sure to break the ice.

Think for yourself

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(01-25-2020, 09:52 PM)Lily Wrote: I give it an 8.5..... would have been a perfect 10 but

Why didn’t that b@tch tell me. Slap
Oops. No question mark. Good eyes.
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#6
“Hello, I’m Meat.”

11/10.




May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.
  Nelson Mandela
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(01-25-2020, 10:04 PM)Meat Wrote:
(01-25-2020, 09:52 PM)Lily Wrote: I give it an 8.5..... would have been a perfect 10 but

Why didn’t that b@tch tell me. Slap
Oops.  No question mark. Good eyes.

Facepalm
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*Socialism is a movement not of the working classes but of the elites, born of arrogance, snobbery and preposterous pretense.*
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Wow. Bad.
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(01-25-2020, 12:49 PM)Meat Wrote: I went to meet my future FIL. I used to be painfully shy so I was dreading this $hit. I knock on the door and he answers. “Hello, I’m Meat.” “I’m Chuck he says.” Then time stands still. Wtf?! Why didn’t that b@tch tell me. My mind is racing. What’s the protocol?! Do I give that thing a little shake? Run?! I decide to switch it up. Shake left-handed. I’m a f@cking genius! You guessed it. Hook on the right hand. He’d left the rest of it in Korea.
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So are you going to finish the rest of the story? Did he appreciate the left-handed shake and like you?
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