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Under the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texan men would be fined $100 for every 'unregulated masturbatory emission' - although they may be reassured to learn this is a satirical bill highlighting how women have been targeted by anti-abortion laws.

A bill that would see Texas men fined $100 (£82) for masturbating has taken a step closer to becoming law after it received its first reading in the state’s House of Representatives.

Under section 173.010 of House Bill 4260, the Man’s Right to Know Act, Texas men would only be allowed to masturbate under supervision, inside approved health care and medical facilities.

Any “unregulated masturbatory emissions outside of a woman’s vagina, or created outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100 civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of life.”
The bill, created by state representative Jessica Farrar of Houston, would also promote “fully abstinent sexual relations” and create a “Hospital Masturbatory Assistance Registry” to “provide fully-abstinent encouragement counselling, supervising physicians for masturbatory emissions, and storage for the semen.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/texas-anti-masturbation-bill-fine-for-masturbating-illegal-jessica-farrar-house-bill-4260-man-s-a7669866.html
lmao.....what they gonna do to check that out?......

~mc~

what on earth Facepalm
False equivalency.
Let's just see 'em try and stop Walker from wranglin' the ole cowpoke  Yeah3

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T-Dub

When the snowflakes get word of this, expect a protest with them dressed in their best nut rags.
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(04-07-2017, 02:58 PM)IRTdub Wrote: [ -> ]When the snowflakes get word of this, expect a protest with them dressed in their best nut rags.

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T-Dub

(04-07-2017, 03:08 PM)shakeyflyface Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-07-2017, 02:58 PM)IRTdub Wrote: [ -> ]When the snowflakes get word of this, expect a protest with them dressed in their best nut rags.

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I'm getting a little concerned how fast you're finding these memes. Chuckle

T-Dub

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Nope, not proud at all at what I had to type to find that.

Not proud at all,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Troll2
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