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This should be interesting.
I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

Not freaky at all according to the gold plates I read in a hat. One day while sitting on the toilet reading a porn magazine Jesus, Jehovah and the Angel Moroni appeared to me and told me that one day I would have to defend the true Mormon religion on a conspiracy forum called The Fringe. Moroni had me follow him into the woods where I dug up 1 gold plate I had to translate using a seer stone that said that the Mormon religion is the one true religion and one day I would rule the Klingon home world as long as I wore a Masonic bakers uniform and gave the correct grip at the veil.

See? Everything is perfectly normal. Drinks
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

I used to work with a Jehovah Witness, the silence when I asked questions was pretty freaky. And telling.
(12-20-2016, 05:21 PM)Deplorable Pope Trollalotta Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

Not freaky at all according to the gold plates I read in a hat. One day while sitting on the toilet reading a porn magazine Jesus, Jehovah and the Angel Moroni appeared to me and told me that one day I would have to defend the true Mormon religion on a conspiracy forum called The Fringe. Moroni had me follow him into the woods where I dug up 1 gold plate I had to translate using a seer stone that said that the Mormon religion is the one true religion and one day I would rule the Klingon home world as long as I wore a Masonic bakers uniform and gave the correct grip at the veil.

See? Everything is perfectly normal. Drinks

yes, seems very normal to me Chuckle
(12-20-2016, 06:50 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

I used to work with a Jehovah Witness, the silence when I asked questions was pretty freaky. And telling.

the one particular Mormon I worked with wasn't silent at all. Id ask the most odd questions and she would answer every time.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face Chuckle
(12-20-2016, 06:57 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 06:50 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

I used to work with a Jehovah Witness, the silence when I asked questions was pretty freaky. And telling.

the one particular Mormon I worked with wasn't silent at all. Id ask the most odd questions and she would answer every time.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face  Chuckle

I don't know if they still do it or not, but the Mormon Temple in Kensington MD would give tours once a year. After the tour they would pull up all the carpet and replace it because heathens walked on it I guess. Every time I would travel the Capital Beltway I would see that gold statue on top of the temple and wonder what was the best way to uuummm,,,, acquire that thing.

I always heard it was solid gold and it's huge.

Never mind, cast in bronze and covered in gold leaf.
And weighs 2 tons.
(12-20-2016, 07:15 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 06:57 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 06:50 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

I used to work with a Jehovah Witness, the silence when I asked questions was pretty freaky. And telling.

the one particular Mormon I worked with wasn't silent at all. Id ask the most odd questions and she would answer every time.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face  Chuckle

I don't know if they still do it or not, but the Mormon Temple in Kensington MD would give tours once a year. After the tour they would pull up all the carpet and replace it because heathens walked on it I guess. Every time I would travel the Capital Beltway I would see that gold statue on top of the temple and wonder what was the best way to uuummm,,,, acquire that thing.

I always heard it was solid gold and it's huge.

Never mind, cast in bronze and covered in gold leaf.
And weighs 2 tons.

I have a GINORMOUS temple by my house and it was the same thing at the grand opening.. the public could come in then they tore up the floors.. non Mormons are evil Chuckle
(12-20-2016, 07:15 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 06:57 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 06:50 PM)I-R-Deplorable Wrote: [ -> ]
(12-20-2016, 05:11 PM)~mc~ Wrote: [ -> ]I used to work with some Mormons and the stuff they told me is pretty freaky..

I used to work with a Jehovah Witness, the silence when I asked questions was pretty freaky. And telling.

the one particular Mormon I worked with wasn't silent at all. Id ask the most odd questions and she would answer every time.

I tried so hard to keep a straight face  Chuckle

I don't know if they still do it or not, but the Mormon Temple in Kensington MD would give tours once a year. After the tour they would pull up all the carpet and replace it because heathens walked on it I guess. Every time I would travel the Capital Beltway I would see that gold statue on top of the temple and wonder what was the best way to uuummm,,,, acquire that thing.

I always heard it was solid gold and it's huge.

Never mind, cast in bronze and covered in gold leaf.
And weighs 2 tons.

If you want a Gold Leaf statue that weighs in at about 2 tons you can find easier pickings up the road in Emmitsburg MD. Just head up I 270 to Rt 15 and get off at the "Grotto of Lourdes". It won't be near as hard to get a crane up to the Virgin Mary statue on the top of the hill at 4:00AM.

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this is the one by me.. you can see it for miles.. my son always says "oh, there's the eye sore" Chuckle

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